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TOM BRADY'S EX-GIRLFRIEND ABOUT TO POP?

Holy sperm! Look at the size of the belly Bridget Moynahan is showcasing these days. I went out of town a few weeks ago thinking she delivered the baby right around Tom's current girlfriends birthday (Giselle Bundchen).

Well, I was wrong. That baby is staying in as long as possible but for what reason? The kid is going to have the easy street as soon as it pops out, what is the reasoning? Unless it knows it's all a sham and it's not really Tom Brady's but some other low life player like....PacMan Jones.

Now that would be entertaining.