SportsCrack Blog

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

RANDOM JOKE
Big Talk

Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.”
The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.”

The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.


Jessica Simpson likes it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

quit bringing up my personal life,matt!!that hurt ,by the way.Well,a good hurt.

Matt Fairchild (matt@sportscrack.com) said...

I thought of you when I posted it bud.