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Tuesday, January 05, 2010

GEORGIA TECH VS IOWA: THE BATTLE OF SHITTY WHITE RAPPERS

Tonight's Orange Bowl match up pits the Ramblin Wreck of Georgia Tech versus the Cornfed Hawkeyes of Iowa. I'm taking the hometown Yellow Jackets and the points at -4 so you should just go ahead and bet everything on Iowa because all of my picks this bowl season have been absolutely retarded.

The real question isn't who wins tonight but who has the worst rap song by pasty white folks...

Iowa comes in strong with this depressing video...


But I got to go with "The Perfect Option" only because they score points with actual players appearing in the video...

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