MORE USC RECRUIT DRAMA

The mass exodus from the sinking ship of USC football continues. Unfortunately for the top recruits Lane Kiffin won't let them leave. The nation's #1 tackle prospect Seantrel Henderson failed to show up for USC freshman orientation and is all but assumed will be playing his college ball elsewhere says GopherNation but will have to fight Kiffin to release him...

Reportedly, Seantrel Henderson wants out of his Letter of Intent to play football for Lane Kiffin and his USC Trojans. Last week Kiffin, the elder Kiffin, recruiting whiz Ed Orgeron, offensive line coach James Cregg and maybe even Will Farrell and Snoop (though that is unconfirmed and highly unlikely) took a jet to the Twin Cities when Seantrel failed to show up for USC orientation. The damage control committee returned this week to make a second pitch to the nation's #1 incoming offensive lineman.

This just shows you how fucking pathetic the Trojans are getting these days. Henderson obviously doesn't want to play for them and the coaching staff just can't let it go. Move on. He doesn't love you anymore. If he hasn't returned your calls take the hint you crazy bitch.

So where might the mammoth yet flaky Henderson land? Sounds like The U.

Playing at The U. makes sense for the 6-8, 330-pounder as his family, who plans to relocate to wherever Henderson lands, preferred a warm-weather location anyway. Henderson also has a friendship with Minnesota Vikings offensive tackle Bryant McKinnie, who played for the Hurricanes.

I don't understand what the fascination is with the Miami football program for recruits. Randy Shannon is a terrible coach and they don't even come close to producing the NFL stars like they did in the past. Of course it is down in Coral Gables and the scenery is unbelievable and once you are a Cane then you pretty much own the city from what we've been told.

It also looks like the Trojans will be losing an incoming DE/LB recruit to FSU now. Ruh roh. But hey, at least they can play for a bowl game in the year year 2012.