Ever since Bryce Harper graced the cover of Sports Illustrated at the age of 16 as the next sure fire superstar in making Mike Trout has taken it as his personal goal to steal all the thunder away from the Clown Question bro. Not only has Trout been the best all-around player in the game without question (don't even fucking argue with me on this because you will make yourself look like a simpleton) his first two seasons and really it's fucking highway robbery he doesn't have two MVP awards to show for it but that is a discussion for another day. The reason why Trout doesn't get the accolades or notoriety of a Harper is only because Bryce plays on a better team on the east coast. That's it. Trout is better at all facets of the game. Speed, power, fielding, running, hitting, diving, smiling, spitting, farting you name it Trout does it better. This doesn't make Harper a shitty player by any means. That's not what the point of this post is. I'm just saying Trout is like Superman and Harper is like Captain America. Both are extraordinary but I will take the guy who can fly into fucking outer space over a guy with a shield any day.