Talk about delivering the perfect birthday present for Mom. Minnesota Twins' Chris Colabello does not disappoint. The only problem is now Mom is going to be expecting bigger and better things every year. Like you can't get anything better than a homer from your son right as the sideline reporter in interviewing you. It's just not possible. So next year when he delivers flowers and a kiss or whatever the fuck you give to your Mom on her birthday the look of disappointment in her eyes could be soul crushing. Colabello might as well just cut his losses and become an Alaskan Ice Trucker.