I'm not talking about boxers, hockey players, football players. rugby, lacrosse or whatever contact sports that you play where there is a good chance you could lose a tooth without one. I'm talking about the fucking basketball players and baseball players who chew on them for no god damn good reason. We get it Steph Curry. You are a great shooter. But why in the hell do you need a mouth guard? Why does Orioles starter Kevin Gausman insist on chewing on the damn thing after every half inning? I imagine a pacifier was too gay for them so they went with a mouth guard for "safety" reasons.
Whatever it is please stop it.