Drunk Guy Gets Demolished On High School Football Field

Excellent form by the Dad on the take down.  He even caused the fumble.  He must have watched Jarvis Jones highlights vs Florida.

Via BarstoolSports

Congrats to the San Francisco Giants

Seriously how do you take a third strike right down the middle to end the game?  Come on Miggy.  I thought you were the greatest player ever to win the Triple Crown?  Sick pitch by Sergio Romo to give the SF Giants their 2nd World Series title in 3 years.  M-V-Panda took home the hardware after his 3 bombs in Game 1.  I thought the Giants would win in 5 games but clearly I was wrong.  The Tigers just couldn't hit their pitching and the Giants finished off the sweep rather easily.  To be honest I didn't watch more than 20 minutes of the World Series.  I love playing baseball but once my Orioles and Braves are out of it I just can't make myself watch it.

Anyways congrats to the Giants.  They deserved it.  And as long as the Yankees don't win a nation can rejoice.

Great Prediction Lee Corso

I gotta admit I was kind of hoping Lee Corso would point the gun at Desmond Howard.  Just kidding.  Not really.  Yep, the media was right.  Notre Dame didn't have a shot at going into Norman and beating the almighty Oklahoma Sooners.  It made perfect sense too when Notre Dame entered the game undefeated with an all-time record of 8-1 vs the Sooners.  Nobody could have predicted Notre Dame would come in and dominate Oklahoma 30-13 right?  Oh wait.  Yeah we did.  So what's going to be the excuse now for all the ND haters out there?  Oklahoma is overrated?  Notre Dame hasn't played anybody good?  Just keep on doubting the Irish.  It just makes you look smarter.

Gronk With The Best Spike of the Year

I can't stop laughing at this hilarious Gronk spike.  I know the guy is a total meathead but his little "nutcracker dude" dance is priceless.  London had no idea what was coming.  Just a total suck this England move by Gronk.

College Football Play of the Day: UNC's Gio Bernard Game Winning Punt Return

NC State made the fatal mistake of kicking it to Gio Bernard with less than 30 seconds left in the game.  Bernard took the slight in coaching and took it to the house.  By the way those chrome foot print helmets UNC was rocking are fantastic.

Manti Te'o is the new Heisman Leader

11 tackles, one sack and one crucial diving interception on National Television to keep the Notre Dame Fighting Irish undefeated has thrust ILB Manti Te'o into the Heisman lead over KState's Collin Klein.  If Notre Dame goes undefeated Te'o will be the first pure defensive player to ever win the 25 pound statue.  He most certainly deserves it since so far he has been the "most outstanding football player."

SportsCrack.com Vote Today:

1) Manti Te'o
2) Collin Klein
3) AJ McCarron
4) Jarvis Jones
5) Geno Smith

Even Ron Zook could beat Georgia

Have fun with Will Muschamp Florida fans.  He seems like a nice guy though.  Someone who has it all together.  0-2 vs Georgia.  Good luck with that.  By the way Muschamp is now a career 0-6 as a player and coach in the World's Largest Cocktail Party.

And while you are at it you might want to find a way to block that #29 guy.  He is kind of good.

My New Favorite Player: Chris Cooley Tried to Negotiate a Case of Beer in his Contract

Via CBSSports...

Chris Cooley is back with the Redskins, happier than ever (having Robert Griffin III replace Rex Grossman will ward off any ill feelings about being released) after the Skins re-signed him following Fred Davis injury.

But the new contract didn't come easy. Apparently there were some heated negotiations about ... beer.

"Literally, I have text correspondence trying to negotiate a case of beer into my contract," Cooley said, via the Washington Post's Dan Steinberg. "They wouldn't do it. I wanted it in writing so much."

Slow golf clap for one Mr. Cooley.  I wonder what brand of beer though?  Cooley looks more like a Natty Light guy to me than a pretentious MicroBrew guy.  I'm both of those guys by the way.  Or as some have labeled me including my sponsor "an alcoholic."

Stephen A Smith Said a Naughty Word

The funniest thing about this ESPN First Take foul mouthed gaffe by Stephen A Smith is that if a white person said it they would be immediately fired and Jesse Jackson would be protesting in front of ESPN's headquarters in Bristol, CT for racism.  But nope.  Nothing will happen to Smith.  Black people just don't know how good they have it.*

By the way Smith is denying he ever used the N word.  Don't believe me?  Well here is his denial.


Stand up guy right?


Via Huffington Post

*joke in case there are some people who actually take this blog seriously.

Pablo Sandoval Thinks Justin Verlander Sucks

Remember the All-Star game when Kung Fu Panda rocked a triple off Justin Verlander?  Well last night he added to his resume with two long balls off the reigning AL MVP on his way to a World Series record 3 bombs to join the likes of Babe Ruth, Reggie Jackson, and Albert Pujols.  Say what you want about Verlander as he is probably the best starting pitcher in the game but please stop comparing him to Bob Gibson.  Gibson was a big time clutch pitcher.  Verlander clearly is not.  For some reason Verlander doesn't pitch well in the postseason.  With Sandoval heating up and the Giants dominant pitching including their bullpen I think the Giants win it in 5 games.

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Strong of Heart - Manti Te'o

How can you not root for a kid like Manti Te'o?  Yes I am a Notre Dame homer but this kid has to go down as one of the best ever to run out of that tunnel to the hollowed grounds of Notre Dame.  As good as he is on the field he is by all accounts a better person off of it.  The Heisman Trophy is suppose to go the most outstanding college football player in the nation who also exemplifies character.  Te'o is the best player in college football right now.  At the very least he deserves to get an invite to New York City as one of the finalists.  He's the ultimate leader and teammate and decided to bypass the millions from the NFL to finish what he started at Notre Dame.  And he is the best player on the field on any given Saturday.  HE IS MANti.

Awesome Cannonball

I saw this on Jimmy Kimmel last night and I could not stop laughing. It's like watching fat people porn. Without the fatties and the flour of course.

Lee Corso Doing The Irish Jig Dressed as The Notre Dame Leprechaun

How can you not love Lee Corso? The old man still has the moves after all these years on College Gameday. Corso if you were wondering picked the Irish to beat Stanford. In fact everybody did except for one guy: Desmond Howard. Howard is now 0-6 when it comes to picking Notre Dame this season. He's obviously not bias or dumb at all. A true scholar and college football "expert" one could say about Desmond.

Notre Dame Wins Nail Biter 20-13 Over Stanford, 6-0 At Midseason

This season so far has been a dream come true for Notre Dame. Even the players are getting into it on Facebook. 6-0. #4 in the BCS. This is what it will do to you!

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Every Fan of College Football

This was way better than the MLB version. The Clemson and BYU ones cracked me up.

Every Fan of Major League Baseball

Bravo sir. Bravo.

Nun Stealing Beer

This Nun is clearly an Alex Rodriguez fan. Just stealing and acting like it's no big deal.

Via ExtraMustard

The Orioles Won't Back Down To The Yankees

The Orioles have resorted to throwing bats at Joba Chamberlain! Ok that's not the truth. But if you watched last night's 13 inning game nerve wrecker you will have noticed that the Orioles have no intention of backing down to the mighty New York Yankees. Joba got hit on his pitching elbow by Matt Wieter's broken off bat and had to come out of the game. This time the Yankees couldn't get two Raul Ibanez homers to pull off a miracle. Today they get a deciding game 5 with these two teams having evenly split their first 22 games. CC takes the mound for the Yankees and the Orioles will trot out Jason Hammel. I got money on the Orioles and not just because I'm a fan. This team is resilient and expects to win. The Orioles pitching has been outstanding. It will continue tonight. Orioles win 4-3.

Joba GIF via BIGLEADSPORTS

Don't Mess With The Buckeyes Especially When Delivering A Pizza

Ohio State defensive coordinator Luke Fickell's wife Amy didn't enjoy her pizza delivery guy the other day and got him fired for making an innocent suggestion that the defense needs to improve their tackling. It's probably not the best comment to make to somebody especially when you are fishing for a tip but holy hell this lady needs to get off her high horse. It looks like Ohio takes their football as seriously as they do down here in the South. It's just too bad the Big Ten blows and the Buckeyes defense which gave up 38 points to Nebraska in a win Saturday could improve their tackling. The pizza delivery guy was right. Amy is just wrong.