The Wisconsin Badgers football team got together yesterday to watch the Bears-Packers game and as you can see the reactions were mixed. And by mixed I mean the one dejected Badger in the Bears Matt Forte jersey who simply spiked his water bottle while the rest of his teammates wildly celebrated the improbable Randall Cobb touchdown catch.
Simple. Concise. Eloquent. All of these words describe Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly's explanation to WR Riley Cooper here.
Jennifer Lawrence might be the perfect girl. She's cool, laid back, and isn't afraid to make fun of herself. Plus she isn't too shabby on the eyes. Oh yeah she's filthy rich too. The American Hustle star also loves to talk about butt plugs on national television. I think I'm in love. You had me at "butt plug" Jennifer.
Barry Hinson is the head coach of Southern Illinois and went on a rant last night after losing to Murray State 73-65. You can see his frustration build as he calls his players "Mamma's Boys" and then calls his guards "Absolutely Awful" while pointing out his wife could hit more than 2 baskets with her pump fake. He basically said his wife is more of a man than his pussy players. I love this guy. I would love to play for Barry Hinson. He tells it like it is. In today's sports world you can't say shit like this. Honesty is not PC. Fuck that.
True story: last baseball season my team, the Brew Crew, were in the playoffs in a doubleheader when one of our best players in the first inning "pulled something." Mind you we only had about 10 guys there and it was probably around 94 degrees. The guy could still play but couldn't tell me, the coach, what exactly was wrong. So I told him to basically man up because it's the playoffs and we needed him. The guy quit. He packed his bags and said he couldn't play hurt and just walked off. Didn't even bother to take some Ibuprofen or anything or stay and watch his team play. He just fucking walked off. Pathetic. It's not like in baseball you have to be athletic all the time. Half the time you are sitting on the bench with a fat one in your lip. I would shudder to see how Hinson would react if he had that player on his team. Nuclear fall out for sure.
Nothing to see here folks. Just another beautiful night in New York City. It's like you can almost smell the despair. Or is that Jack Daniels and urine?
Come on Danica Patrick. Lighten up. It's a fucking joke. It's not like comedian Jay Mohr was making fun of one of your dead relatives. He was making fun of your shitty driving. And we all know women can't drive. That's a fact. Look it up. So smile and go make me some pancakes. Daddy is hungry.
P.S- Danica's boy toy is absolutely terrified of her. You can see it in his eyes. He's so afraid to crack a smile because he knows it will cost him in ways we can only imagine.
This is one hell of a play by Louisville quarterback Teddy Bridgewater here last night vs Cincinnati. Does this play help cement Bridgewater's status as the #1 pick in the draft? The consensus among draft experts is Bridgewater will be the first quarterback taken. The Houston Texans lost their 10th straight last night and now sit in the driver's seat for the #1 overall pick. The Texans have long been infatuated with Aggies QB Johnny Manziel but before the season started they had no idea they were going to have the 1st pick. Would you take Manziel #1 overall or would you bank your franchise future on Bridgewater?
Personally I would go Manziel. I know he's a wild card off the field but eventually he has to grow up. His upside is huge and with the exception of Jameis Winston I can't think of a better college QB to build my franchise around. Plus his marketability would be huge in Houston where he is already a known commodity and he would definitely sell tickets and jerseys. I'm not as impressed with Bridgewater's overall play this season. Bridgewater, Jadeveon Clowney, and Stephon Tuitt all took step backs in their junior seasons in my opinion. I thought all 3 of those players would dominate the college game but for the most part they have not lived up to the hype. All 3 could and should be NFL stars if they stay healthy but their not locks like I thought they were before the season to be franchise difference players.
But the real question remains: Fantasy Football Who are you taking? Johnny Football or Teddy Ballgame?
This radio call is about as real as AJ McCarron's relationship with that horse face who slaps on makeup that Brent Musberger is so infatuated with. But the good thing about games like this are no matter how dramatic and entertaining they are it isn't life and death. It's just a game between college boys in pads and helmets. So don't take it so serious Bama fans. It's not like another Bama fan would kill you for laughing it off. Shit. Never mind. I guess she was a "die hard" fan.
I could watch these all day. The 2013 Iron Bowl was by far the most insane finish I have ever watched live. I'm not even a fan of either team but I was jumping up and down when Auburn's Chris Davis returned the missed field goal 108 yards for the game winning score as time expired. Insane. Auburn is definitely destiny's child this college football season.
I'm sorry but I laughed out loud at the Auburn fans and AJ McCarron pissing on the tree. Too fucking funny.
Check out all the new official Wilson Leather NCAA Game Day football we have in stock. These are the exact same footballs that your favorite program plays with on Saturdays in the fall. These footballs are extremely hard to get and are limited edition and also made entirely in the USA.
This picture sums up your 2013 Florida Gators football team...
Dennis Rodman one way trip to North Korea? One can only imagine.
Mike Tyson returning Evander Holyfield's ear? Makes sense.
Craig Sager burning his awful wardrobe? A dream come true.
Foot Locker hit a walk-off grand slam with this classic "All is Right" commercial. I haven't stepped foot in one of their stores in years but after seeing this great commercial I might acknowledge their existence the next time I'm strolling through the mall while MILF watching.
Stevie and Kenny Powers gotta have their FIXINGS! Taters N Tits is such a genius move. It's like the creator of SnapChat who just turned down $3 billion. I mean who wants $3 billion when you can hold out for so much more. Pure genius right?
First initial reaction: Holy Shit.
Second reaction: I love it.
I've been an Atlanta Braves fan since my family moved down south from Maryland back in the early 80's. I used to go to games in the old Fulton County Stadium when there were only a couple of thousand people in attendance. I've also been to sold out games there in the early 90's and have enjoyed games at the Ted since 1997. But the game day atmosphere and surrounding area is fucking horrible. I'm sorry to burst your bubbles fellow Braves fan but it just is. Go to Camden Yards or Wrigley Field or Fenway Park or Petco Park or St. Louis or Coors Field or even San Francisco. There is actually stuff to do around the stadium like visit a pub or a store and enjoy the game day atmosphere without fear of being mugged. Yes even in Baltimore you are less likely to be mugged around Camden Yards than Turner Field. This is a very smart move by the Braves.
Also since 2004 I've lived over in the Vinings/Smyrna area until recently moving to Alpharetta (two weeks ago). The Braves will move there in 2017 and there are plenty of amenities, restaurants, and daily activities to do in the Cobb Galleria area instead of just seeing a ball game. Attendance should go up dramatically not only because it's a new stadium but it's a lot more convenient to get to for people looking to buy season tickets. Look the commute to the current stadium sucks. And yes traffic all around metro Atlanta blows but I guarantee you will have a lot more people in attendance from the Kennesaw, Woodstock, Alpharetta, Roswell, East Cobb areas that are so vital to bringing in money for the Braves organization. It's a business move for sure and it's a smart one.
It will be sort of difficult to say good bye to The Ted especially since it's only 16 years old (opened in 1997). But there is nothing really unique or homely in regards to it currently. Camden Yards, Wrigley, Fenway, Petco, etc all have unique features that make it feel like it's a part of history and the community. The Ted always felt out of place in my opinion. It was originally built as the Olympic Stadium and converted to the Braves home one year after. It just never felt like a stadium where you could build fond family memories. Honestly I was always worried about leaving after dark with my daughter in tote.
Now I just can't wait till 2017 to see the new stadium. Hopefully the Braves do it up right and make it look like a Camden Yards or a Wrigley Field and not that monstrosity in South Florida. Don't make it bigger than 40K in seats and have plenty of parking around it. You got to have a designated "tailgating area" with grass and tables. Make it warm and inviting and not like a concrete jungle. The good news if you don't want to tailgate or eat at the new ballpark you can walk from plenty of restaurants such as Cinco's, PF Changs, Hooters, Maggiano's, Stoney River, Tilted Kilt, etc.
What are your thoughts on the Braves moving out of Atlanta?
For more info on the Braves move into a new stadium in 2017 visit their website HOMEOFTHEBRAVES.COM
I love that puppet dog. He can drink and lick his balls with me any day.
Old fucking school. Winstons and Marlboros just chewing out Barry Bonds self entitled ass during spring training back in the early 90's. Jim Leyland packed up his cigarettes and headed out of Detroit today and he will be missed. The funny thing is if this happened today Leyland would have been crucified by the media and made to apologize for being a racist. True story. Also we would be talking about changing the name of the Pirates because Bob Costas got offended for Captain Hook.
Well so much for another "game of the century" moment on Saturday night. Jameis Winston and FSU came into Clemson in a hostile environment and absolutely beat the living shit out of them 51-14. With the win Famous Jameis is your leading Heisman Trophy contender and FSU makes the big jump up to #2 in the BCS Standings. This looked like the FSU of old. They have their swagger back.
Anyways Bill Murray got a little frustrated with Lee Corso's FSU pick Saturday morning and pulled out some old school WWF wrestling moves on the old man. Corso got the last laugh Saturday night. Now leave it up to some liberal media d-bags to complain about the savagery of the Seminoles tribe portrayed by the white man here. Where is Bob Costas when we need his unnecessary and uniformed opinion?
HOTTY TODDY INDEED! Ole Miss does it right! She's definite marriage material there fellas....and divorce two years later.
We are unofficially at the midseason part of college football so I thought it would be prudent for us to give out some awards. Now these are NOT your typical college awards. No douchiest frat boy or sluttiest sorority girl award will be given away here at SportsCrack. Sorry fellas. This is college football. The only religion that actually matters on Saturday.
160,000 fans? Holy shit. This is going to be epic. Unfortunately it's going to be a snoozer of a game between two programs who's better days are way behind them. Tennessee hasn't been good since Phil Fulmer was winning Cups in Knoxville. Virginia Tech hasn't been a national title contender since Michael Vick was electrocuting puppies for sport. But forget about the game itself. The tailgating should be out of this world. And really it's the only reason to attend the event. Granted Tennessee and Va Tech could rebound by 2016. But this video makes it look like a clash between Alabama and Oregon. Clearly it is not. Bristol, TN is not that far away from Atlanta. I've sworn to my grave I would never attend a NASCAR event but this is different. It's college football inside a left turn only speedway. I would think it would be on par with attending Preakness. Beer will be flowing. Fuck it I'm in!
You know Brian McCann, Freddie Freeman, and the rest of the Braves were yelling profanities at their flat screens when Yasiel Puig hit this triple. This Puig bat flip was beautiful. Perfect form. I give it a solid 9.5. Too bad Puig thought it was a jack and then kind of looked stupid just staring at the ball as it hit the right field fence. He still legged out a triple and finally broke out of his 0-for-11 skid in the NLCS with flair. If Puig worked at Chotchkie's he would have at least 37 pieces of flair.
@darrenrovell Custom contact lenses for our cheerleaders here at University of Oregon. Photo from Oregon Cheer acnt pic.twitter.com/QeuxMAFH2S
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