The Redwood Forest wouldn't have a chance if El Oso Blanco resided in it much less a flimsy Louisville Slugger over his back. Evan Gattis is a tough hombre. All day strong.
The truth can hurt sometimes. It can also set you free. These mean tweets nearly made me pee.
In the immortalized words of Vin Scully: "VIVA PUIG!" The Cuban sensation has taken over the baseball world in his first 4 career games. Los Angeles can't get enough of Viva Puig so we figured a shirt was due. The 5-tool athlete can hit the ball out of the park in all directions, gun out base runners from the warning track, and his all-around hustle has revived a team.
He's the new Bo Jackson. Puig Knows.
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Courtesy of 680 The Fan's Rob Jenner comes this classic clip called "The Legend of El Oso Blanco." Evan Gattis has already become the man, the myth, and the legend with his 10 homers, beard, rawdogging it with no batting gloves approach to hitting and the way his teammates love him. The White Bear needed a great tribute and now he has one thanks to Jenner. Well done sir. Well done.
PS-I love the little dig they did on Yunel Escobar. Whatever happened to that frosted tip d bag?
I hope the Flyin' Hawaiian is okay after taking this blindsided high five from teammate Koji Uehara. I haven't seen that kind of surprise on a Hawaiian's face since Ben Affleck died in that awful Pearl Harbor movie. I'm kind of disappointed Koji didn't scream "BONSAI!" right before slapping Victorino. You gotta do it to keep up team morale right? It's the American way after all or something like that.
Fun fact: I had no idea Uehara was still in the league. He was one of my favorite Orioles a few years ago because he always seemed like a big team guy whether starting or coming out of the bullpen. But what makes him a legend in Baltimore is he got traded to the Rangers for Tommy Hunter and some 25-year-old slugger Chris Davis. Yes the same Chris Davis who leads the majors in home runs and extra base hits. And now Hunter is the best arm out of the bullpen for the O's. Not a bad trade at all for the Orioles. Laughs maniacally.
Seriously Michael Bourn. I don't think the Triple Crown winner needs any more help. Hey we all fuck up here and there. It's just part of the game. But this was almost up there with Jose Canseco taking a header for a homer in terms of fuck ups. Laugh all you want Bourn but coach Lou Brown is not going to put up with this shit much longer.
The dubbing in with sound is perfect. This is a 5 star Youtube video if I have ever seen one.
He may only be a rookie but there is little doubt El Oso Blanco is a living legend. At this rate I can't wait to see the 30 on 30 special on Evan Gattis. This is getting beyond a Hollywood script. It's almost unfathomable what Gattis has done in the first quarter season in an Atlanta Braves uniform when just 3 years ago he was out of baseball. Gattis was literally living in a van down by the river and now he is hitting Gattis Bombs in clutch situations in the Show.
Buy the original and still the best El Oso Blanco shirt here!
Spiderman he is not. When you give 100,000 people an unlimited amount of beer and booze cases like Peter Parker here are bound to happen. The good news is he is alive and barely kicking. The bad news is his dignity has been lost for eternal YouTube satisfaction.
These were the good old days. When everybody was all hoped up on steroids and pitchers weren't afraid to throw inside.
Granted the Orioles Armando Benitez deserved a beating for hitting Tino Martinez intentionally with a straight 98 mph heater to the middle of the 2 and 4 but you don't see brawls like this anymore. The Orioles and Yankees hated each other. There was still bad blood over the whole Jeffrey Shitface kid robbing the Orioles of a playoff victory. Daryl Strawberry was still a cocaine sniffing douche who couldn't land a punch to save his life even when it would have been a sucker one from behind. Tino Martinez had no intention of fighting Benitez (who can blame him and it's only after the benches clear that Tino tries to fight) but it's funny that Bill Nye the Science Guy aka Graeme Lloyd comes all the way from the bullpen to start throwing awful haymakers at Benitez's mug.
Now that I think about it maybe Brady Anderson wasn't on steroids. He's one of the few not even trying to fight. He's calm and collected. Of course so is Rafael Palmeiro and Chad Curtis and we know they were roiders. Robby Alomar didn't even spit on anybody. Hall of Famer Eddie Murray screaming at Strawberry in the dugout is the basically the ending to this classic. It just sucks that it took the Orioles another 15 years to be relevant in the AL East because we could have had some classic showdowns instead of those overhyped ESPN fueled Yankees-Red Sox garbage games.
I have no idea who Shay Maria is but I don't care. She just made Monday a lot more interesting. I'm clearly talking about that awesome back tattoo. Well done Shay.
I think it goes without saying that Johnny Football is living the high life. The Heisman winning QB got to take batting practice yesterday at PetCo Park before doing an impressive impression of his famous Alabama play. Mark Kotsay caught the ball behind his back but that isn't even the story. Kotsay still plays ball? I thought he retired years ago.
By the way the Heisman patch on the right arm is a little over the top right? We get it you won the Heisman. Maybe it's an automatic panty dropper patch. That must be it.
Vitali and Sasha would be so disappointed in these kids. You rip off the helmets first before you punch kids. It's basic fighting 101.
This is what happens when rich white kids have too much to drink. They get smacked around in their loafers and tucked in pink shirts. Thugs.
I might have to attend Steeplechase one of these days. I just can't imagine dressing up like these assholes. This isn't a board meeting you fucking losers. It's a horse race with tailgating. Unless you actually own one of the horses there is no reason to be dressed like Patrick Bateman.
PS-Nice pantyless shot by the girl in white who went down quickly.
Double PS-The Blonde in pink is one of those angry drunk chicks who starts crying and bitching about her life after two glasses of wine. Just do yourself a favor and shut it.
The wall always wins. I'm not sure why Bryce Harper ran into the wall so directly with his face. The warning track is there for a reason. To give you a fucking warning that a metal wall is right in your face. Harper could be seen asking if he made the play. Not exactly Bryce. The Nationals would go on to win the game 6-2 and Bryce will be ok. His dignity not so much.
You can't go wrong with a Dikembe Mutombo finger wag. Otherwise this was just another pitiful SNL attempt at humor. Why is the Good Burger kid on there? Has he ever been remotely funny?
Good lord. Can you be anymore of a pussy there John Hirschbeck? So what if Bryce Harper disagreed with your bullshit check swing call. You don't throw the guy out of the game. Some of these umpires need to realize that people don't come out and pay good money to watch their fat asses throw out star players for shit like this. If anybody needs to be investigated by Major League Baseball for game fixing it's Hirschbeck. I'm going to say he had big money on the under and/or Pittsburgh Pirates winning and figured the best way to win his bet was by throwing out Bryce in the first inning. Clown move bro!
In my opinion Hirschbeck needs to serve an unpaid suspension for this. I'm not saying the ballplayers should have free reign to shit all over the umpires but to throw out somebody for simply arguing that it was a bad call is not a good reason for an ejection.
What do you think?
Classy HoneyNut Cheerios move by Jordan Crawford. I got $100 that says Melo snaps out of his funk and goes off on the Celtics in Game 6. You don't talk about someone's wife like that. Even if she does taste like HoneyNut Cheerios which are delicious by the way.
This Stanley Cup Playoff promo video brought back a flood of memories. There is no better team sport to watch in person than hockey. It's electric. There is no taking plays off like baseball players do running down the first base line. It's pure grit and determination to get the ultimate prize: Lord Stanley's Cup. When the Atlanta Thrashers moved to Winnipeg because of their dipshit owners and GM I gave up on hockey. I was too pissed off and hurt to even bother watching it anymore. But now after seeing this video it makes me want to watch again despite not having a team allegiance. I got to pick a team to root for though so with my Maryland roots I'm going for the Washington Capitals, the former hated Southeast division rivals of the Thrashers. I've always liked watching Alex Ovechkin. The guy has a personality to match his enormous talent. Plus he fucking loves to mess with Sidney Crosby so that is cool. Go Caps!
I will be the first to admit I wasn't on board at all with building a new stadium for the Atlanta Falcons. I've always thought the Georgia Dome was a great place to watch a football game especially when it gets cold in December and January. Call me a pussy but the last thing I want to do is freeze my ass off while shaking uncontrollably while trying to enjoy a sip of a beer.
But now after seeing these designs I say fuck the 20-year-old Georgia Dome. I want my impact rumble seats! I want to know what it feels like to be Michael J. Fox watching a football game while drinking $15 beer to pay for the cost of the stadium. Do they massage you as well? They sure as hell better!
The legend continues to grow faster than an El Oso Blanco swing. And now Evan Gattis has his own fan club dressed up in white bear costumes. Viva El Oso Blanco!
As a noted Notre Dame fan I really have my fingers crossed that Regis and the Philbins will be coming to Atlanta for Music Midtown. This has to happen so I can hang out with my fellow hipsters and talk about stupid shit that nobody cares about.
Yeah I know it's high school wrestling but who gives a shit. It's another dominating American performance vs terrorism. This is just further proof you don't mess with the US of A. Poor little terrorist almost got skunked losing 15-3 to Nate Gioacchini at a Mass high school invitational back in 2009. America! Fuck Yeah!
Good job kid. There is nothing more satisfying than starting off your broadcasting career in front of say 400-500 live North Dakotans watching with a "FUCKING SHIT!" comment before completely shitting the bed. I feel worse for Van Tieu. She looked like she just walked into her parent's bedroom on a late Saturday night. Pure fright in those little eyes. The good news for A.J Clemente is it can not get any worse. He was suspended for the cursing on his first day of work. All uphill from here buddy. Plus he graduated from West Virginia University and is used to being from the east coast so he has that going for him.
Words of poet I tell you. Big Papi didn't beat around the bush Saturday afternoon when addressing the Fenway Park crowd after a tumultuous 5 days in Boston. "This Is Our Fucking City!" will go down in history as one of the most iconic sayings in Boston history. And before all you jackwagons start screaming "Big Papi isn't even from America!" it doesn't matter. The guy got his American citizenship along with his steroids right here. God bless him.
The Orioles and Rays were all locked up at 6-6 in the bottom of the 10th when Orioles catcher Matt Wieters walked up to the plate with the bases loaded. Orioles Magic would happen on the next pitch...
Meanwhile in Pittsburgh just moments earlier the Braves and Pirates were all tied up in the top of the 8th when former janitor/ski lift operator/El Oso Blanco stepped up in pinch hitting duty to hit the go ahead bomb for the Bravos. This would be Evan Gattis' 5th homer of the season...
Two catchers. Two moments. Two heroes for the respective ball clubs. One a can't miss prospect from Georgia Tech. The other a feel good story about redemption. Gotta love baseball.
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I'm actually shocked his balls could even fit through that hole. Any sense of accomplishment in my life pales in comparison to what this batshit crazy person named Alexander Polli pulled off in this insane stunt. I get weak-kneed just standing on a ten-foot diving board. I'm almost positive Polli parks his balls in the Grand Canyon. Where else could he fit them?
I could watch these videos all day. If you grew up in the 80's or played Madden Football back in it's early heyday you knew the voice of the great Pat Summerall. Summerall's voice resonated with NFL Football as much as John Madden did. In fact Summerall and Madden teamed up for 22 seasons on two different networks (CBS and FOX) to form the best TV sports broadcasting team in my opinion. Yesterday Summerall passed away at the age of 82. He will never be forgotten.
RIP Pat Summerall
Via MLBMemes comes this incredible .gif of Philadelphia Phillies centerfielder Ben Revere diving to rob an extra base hit from the Red's Todd Frazier. Well done sir. He also had the smarts to get up and turn the double play by hitting his cutoff man.
Honestly I don't know how I would have reacted to the tragedy that unfolded yesterday in Boston if I was there. Some people run away (can't blame them) and some people run back to help. Yesterday former New England Patriot Joe Andruzzi and many other heroes in my book ran towards the bomb victims to help. It gives me a lot of hope in humanity that we are good people as a whole despite all the evil people who want to destroy our lives. Yesterday a nation came together on Patriots Day and showed the world that we will not let a tragedy in Boston destroy our wills.
Comedian/Actor Patton Oswalt summed it up perfectly...
“You watch the videos of the carnage and there are people running TOWARDS the destruction to help out. [...] This is a giant planet and we’re lucky to live on it but there are prices and penalties incurred for the daily miracle of existence. One of them is, every once in awhile, the wiring of a tiny sliver of the species gets snarled and they’re pointed towards darkness. But the vast majority stands against that darkness and, like white blood cells attacking a virus, they dilute and weaken and eventually wash away the evil doers and, more importantly, the damage they wreak. This is beyond religion or creed or nation. We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We’d have eaten ourselves alive long ago. So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, “The good outnumber you, and we always will.”
Wow what a bitch move here. Crying like a little girl. Come on man. Where is your dignity? Granted I would have probably shit on myself in the same situation.
This Mariners fan is clearly a SportsCrack fan. Not only does he catch the ball with his $10 draft beer but then chugs it without hesitation in front of thousands of adoring fans. A normal Joe Schmo wouldn't do it. But a SportsCrack fan seizes the opportunity. Drink up sir!
Evan Gattis has gone from battling anxiety to substance abuse to working odd jobs as a janitor and ski-lift operator while out of baseball for five years to hitting a home run in his first major league game off a legend in his own Roy Halladay. El Oso Blanco would be the biggest story in baseball and perhaps sports if he played for the New York Yankees or Boston Red Sox. It's just a shame that the major networks outside of Atlanta are ignoring his story.
Gattis aka "El Oso Blanco" (The White Bear nickname he got in the Venezuelan fall league after leading in slugging percentage) is already a mythical figure in the ATL. With his tremendous power and his insistence on not wearing batting gloves he looks like a throwback to the golden era of baseball. Gattis is country strong and make no mistake he belongs in the majors after just two minor league seasons in which he dominated after roaming the Western United States for over 4 years working odd jobs while trying to find some spiritual purpose in his life after quitting baseball during his freshman season at Texas A&M.
He's basically the new Josh Hamilton without all the tattoos. And after hitting a home run while his father was being interviewed live in his first major league game he has become a folk hero. Viva El Oso Blanco!
Buy the official El Oso Blanco shirt here while helping a great cause in the American Cancer Society.
I'm not even going to lie. If I was still in high school or college my ass would be applying to Florida Gulf Coast in a heartbeat. Beachfront views with honeys hanging out in bikinis studying? Um, yes please!
The ball is now in your court Kate Upton because make no mistake model Emily Ratajkowski just took over the internet with this blazing NSFW music video. Never mind the horrible song or Robin Thicke claiming he has a big cock (clearly he does if he has Emily frolicking around naked) Emily has planted her flag right on the internet's 50 yard line claiming it as her own. So the question now is what can Kate Upton do to reclaim her internet title for hottest girl on the planet? This is on par when Michael Jordan entered the NBA and told Magic and Bird to go fuck themselves.
Emily is the new queen of the internet. You still have doubts? Hahaha. Check out this Carl Jr's commercial.
Game. Set. Match.
First round lock. Some team will fall in love with Manti Te'o. He won't go in the first 15 picks but I think either the Giants or the Bears get him in the 19-20 range. They both need middle linebackers. If they decide to skip out on Manti no way he lasts past the Vikings who have the 23rd and 25th pick.
Admit it... you had never heard of FGCU four days ago. And now Florida Gulf Coast is the first ever 15th seed to make it to the Sweet 16 with all those alley-oops. These kids make it fun to watch college basketball. Dunk City indeed.
In typical Sergio Garcia fashion he takes 20 practice swings before he finally hits the ball back into play on the 10th hole of the Arnold Palmer Invitational. One-handed mind you.
I hope DeAndre Jordan left some change on Brandon Knight's nightstand after that pile driver of a dunk last night. At least be a gentleman about it.
I don't think there could be anything worst in sports than taking a puck to the face like the New York Rangers Marc Staal did last night vs the Philadelphia Flyers. It's got to be worse than taking a high fastball because the puck is much more solid, cold, and it has edges. Rihanna was in the stands and laughed off Staal's theatrics after the blow while muttering "Not so fun is it pussy?"
So Josh Smith wants a max contract eh? Sounds good. I also want to go balls deep in Kate Upton but guess what? It isn't happening. Not now. Not in the future. Not ever. Trust me because every time I remove the duct tape from Kate's mouth she insists on screaming and crying. I can't stand crying. Such a turnoff.
In other words Kobe Bryant still has it and Josh Smith will never get it.
One thing I love about athletes, or in this case golfers, are ones that don't take themselves too seriously. You're playing a sport not solving the national debt crisis. Have some fun while you are making millions right? Well clearly the Golf Boys are having a great time. Whether it be "Flat Bills" Rickie Fowler, Bubba "Button Up" Watson, Hunter "Grizzly Beard" Mahan, or Ben "Going Insane Kaw-Kaw" Crane you know these guys are not uptight pricks like Tiger and Phil.
Apparently Rory couldn't make an appearance in the video. He was too busy nursing his "tooth ache" while quitting in the middle of a round. That's a bitch move Rory. Go eat some Lucky Charms and tighten that shit up.
Via Ben Crane
I've seen a lot in my 34 years in baseball (yes I'm old, fuck off) but this is a first. NC State centerfielder Brett Williams did a flip while diving for a catch in left centerfield vs New Mexico State. Luckily the ball didn't get lodged in his blowhole.
She can cheer for my team any day. I love the bros just sitting in the stands acting like it's no big deal. Like somehow they have seen this shit before.
I can't believe I missed this while slugging Red Stripes and chowing down jerk chicken and lobster down in Jamaica. Maryland students did a flash mob and the simply awful Harlem Shake before their basketball team helped seal the deal on a tourney bid with a 83-81 victory over hated Duke. While Scott Van Pelt was texting/twittering/whatever in front of the kids in suits I was piss drunk relaxing in the Caribbean on a beach. WTF was I thinking?
No shit I laughed out loud so badly I started tearing up at this poor dumb asshole. Just the sheer agony of screams after the body slam are priceless. When they are pulling out the pricks on his back it was like somebody recorded me down in Miami last month while watching Notre Dame getting throttled by Bama. "It fucking hurts man." Yeah it does.
Via TheBigLead
Big props go to the coaching staffs at Notre Dame, Alabama, Ole Miss, Ohio State, Florida, and LSU for closing strong on National Signing Day. They deserve coffee.
Yeah I would be saying the same exact thing after winning the Super Bowl, claiming the MVP trophy, and now a shiny new $100 million plus contract waiting to be signed. Fucking awesome indeed Mr. Flacco.
Just a great venue to hold the Super Bowl. I'm actually surprised the SuperDome didn't collapse into itself with Bane coming out saying "LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"
Congratulations go out to the Baltimore Ravens for winning their second Super Bowl in stirring fashion over the San Francisco 49ers 34-31. But who gives a shit about some dumb football game right? Let's take a look at what really is important: the best Super Bowl commercials.
My personal favorite is this Old Milwaukee commercial. It's a classic love story between Will Ferrell and some old Asian lady making out in a bus. Brings a tear to my eye.
My second favorite is the Taco Bell Viva Young commercial. Nothing beats seeing old people get fucked up while going for a late night romp at Taco Bell. Live Mas indeed.
And of course my third favorite is this instant classic Go Daddy commercial. Supermodel Bar Rafaeli making out with some tech nerd. Yummy.
The award for the "cutest" Super Bowl commercial goes to Kia's Space Babies. And by cute I mean the one commercial where all the girls in the room go "AAAWWWW!"
My bad. Somehow I completely forgot the Dikembe Mutombo Geico commercial.
True story: Mutombo works out at the same gym I go to. He comes in with full suit. Changes into workout clothes. Then changes back to full suit and leaves with suitcase every time. Fucking weird right?
Um, where the hell is the bikini and who in their right god damn mind decided it would be funny to put kids in football jerseys washing the car?
No wonder nobody drives Mercedes anymore. Even Kia can make a sexier commercial.
The son of the Big Dog threw down this nasty 360-degree dunk last night vs the Golden Gophers. It was glorious as you can see. More glorious than his Dad who likes to hit the pubs in my neck of the woods with his knee high NBA white socks while driving his Maserati? Not quite.
Video via TheBigLead
Yep. Totally believable. I know it's not cool to make fun of Manti Te'o right now because we have to try to remember that a girl that never existed is dead. It's sad. Te'o was clearly the victim of a "Catfish" scheme which before today I had never heard of. Today the internet clearly won as Te'o's fake girlfriend crashed Twitter and Facebook. And people still want to say Notre Dame isn't relevant. When it comes to dead fake girlfriends clearly nobody, and I mean nobody, beats Notre Dame.
Here is a picture of Manti hugging his dead fake girlfriend.
Nothing to see here folks. It looks like they are taking it perfectly well.
Well it was good knowing you Ducks.
/BCS Bowl Committee
I still can't believe this season is done. No more college football for another 180 days. What the fuck am I suppose to do between now and then? Talk to my family? I don't even know their names. I think I called my brother Manti a few times over Christmas break. I'm not even shitting you.
Oh well I guess we got National Signing Day in February to look forward to and then the spring football games and what not. 2012 was a great year for this college football fan. I got to watch my team finally compete for their first National Title in over 20 years. Yeah they got their asses kicked down in Miami but it still won't take away the memories of a great and special season by the Fighting Irish.
You know college football is your favorite sport when you just stop watching ESPN after the season is officially over. I have almost zero interest in college basketball and the NBA right now. I couldn't tell you shit about either because I've literally watched maybe two hours of basketball all season (and that was the Maryland vs Kentucky game to tip off the season). There is just no sport that matches up with the excitement of college football. Thank God my Atlanta Falcons won last week or I wouldn't even be watching the NFL right now. I'm just happy the Dirty Birds won a playoff game and got that enormous monkey off of Mike Smith and Matty Ice's back. I guess it's not all that depressing when you think about it but it still feels like you are settling for a side piece in the NFL instead of being with your true love in college football.
Here are my top 10 teams going into the 2013 season:
1. Bama - Duh! They got McCarron back along with the greatest football coach of my generation in Nick Saban and they will simply reload.
2. ND - 15 starters back including a freshman QB in Everett Golson who I thought played great in the BCS Championship. The defense should again be solid with Nix and Tuitt up front and the schedule looks less daunting. It also helps that Brian Kelly didn't ditch them.
3. Oregon - Oregon is in the same boat as ND. The Quack Attack get their coach back along with a freshman QB in Marioti who continued to get better. Stanford will be their only true test again. EDIT: Nevermind Chip Kelly is going to Philly to take the Iggles job.
4. Stanford - Holy shit have they built an elite program or what? 3 straight BCS berths and 12 win seasons makes them legitimate contenders for a title in 2013. People tend to forget they won the PAC-12 last year and not Oregon.
5. South Carolina - Connor Shaw, Jadaveon Clowney and Steve Spurrier all return to Columbia. The schedule won't be as tough as last season either.
6. Texas A&M - Johnny Football and Kevin Sumlin had a storybook first season in the SEC. The former middle of the pack Big 12 team will have a giant bullseye on them this season though. Can Johnny Heisman avoid the sophomore slump?
7. Ohio State - They got a great QB in Braxton Miller and a great coach in Urban Meyer. Plus their schedule is fucking garbage so they have a legit shot at going undefeated...again.
8. Louisville - I know it's only one game and you shouldn't just a team by it but the way Teddy Bridgewater scorch earthed the Gators defense was simply too hard to ignore. Charlie Strong is building a juggernaut up there in Louisville.
9. Oklahoma - Getting rid of Landry Jones makes them better in my opinion. I don't think the Sooners are that great but I wouldn't be shocked to see Blake Bell put up a Tebowesque season for the Norman faithful.
10. Georgia - Aaron Murray is back along with 9 other starters on the offensive side of the ball that should again put up a ton of points. The defense was already a liability and now losing all their studs to the NFL won't help causes with a schedule much tougher than the past 2 seasons.
This new Tiger vs Rory Nike commercial brings back memories of the McDonald's Jordan vs Bird commercial back in the early 90's. They titled this one "No Cup is Safe" but a more appropriate one in my opinion should have been "No Hole is Safe" especially when it comes to Tiger. You could have had Tiger's former mistresses all around the world receiving hole-in-ones. Nike needs to think outside of the box. Or in this case inside the box.
Via Kegs N Eggs comes every Johnny Football's touchdown this season in eight minutes. The Heisman winner had a storybook season and now he gets to enjoy his offseason with scores of coeds.
I think I just pissed blood after seeing this hit. Good lord Jadeveon Clowney just threw in his hat for the Heisman Trophy frontrunner for 2013. Of course he won't win it because defensive players aren't allowed to win it but I think there will be little doubt Clowney is the top returning player in 2013.
That does it for me. Manti Te'o has my Heisman vote. Granted I don't have a vote and the Heisman Trust people object to me even mentioning their award. But fuck them. Te'o for Heisman!
"First down...second down...third down...PUNT!"
Via Dave
Yes the Jaguars are good at something and it has nothing to do within the football lines. Just outside of them you can see the true talent of Jacksonville shine.
Via TheBigLead
Do I agree that Northern Illinois should be in a BCS Bowl over teams like Oklahoma, Georgia, Clemson, South Carolina, and LSU? No. Those teams are clearly better than Northern Illinois. But I don't want to hear those teams fans bitch about going to a lesser bowl because at the end of the day you have nobody to blame but yourselves. If you win your conference or only lose one game all season then you make it. You didn't. So don't be mad at Northern Illinois. Be mad at your team for not finishing their business.
By the way this is yet another reason why I love college football. The reaction by Northern Illinois is straight joy. Gotta love the passion.
Video via TheBigLead
@sportscrack pretty sweet shirt!! Might need to get a few of those🍀
— Jimmy Clausen (@JimmyClausen) December 3, 2012
12-0. #1 in the nation in both graduation rates and on the football field. Notre Dame is the pinnacle of everything that is right with college football. An elite academic institution that has proven you can win on and off the field by playing the right way and not cutting corners.
Go Irish!
I would fight this drunk too. Did you see that pathetic excuse for a Johnny Football shirt? Good lord have some decency. You are embarrassing yourself with that garbage t-shirt. You are lucky you didn't get tasered to death for having an awful sense of fashion. Next time get the original and the best...
Hahahaha. I can almost taste his tears. Just a complete meltdown while playing Call of Duty. You know this Bama fan is still quivering inside his Mom's basement while pulling his hair out and muttering "Johnny Football." The Aggies, a middle of the road Big 12 team the past 15 years, just wanted to thank Bama for their warm welcome to the mighty SEC Conference. Manziel sends his love for the gracious hospitality.
In some dark alley Tyrone Prothro is shaking his head while sobbing into his old torn up Bama jersey "I could have been All-American!"
Brittney Palmer is an UFC Octagon Girl which means she "entertains" the crowd between rounds of guys fighting each other in skin tight shorts which isn't gay at all by the way. Essentially she holds a sign up saying what round it is. That takes talent people. And as you can see she has plenty of it.
Via TheBigLead
