The In"FAMOUS" Free Seafood University Shirts

Get the one and only Free Seafood University shirt at SportsCrack.com

This graphite 50/50 cotton polyester blend shirt has a soft vintage feel to it.  It's also tagless.  Don't be a Criminole and pass up the chance at owning a Classic Free Seafood University Shirt.

Kenny Powers Makes An Appearance on MLB 14 The Show Game Commercial

While I agree with Kenny Powers that baseball is better than most if not all of sports I gotta go devil's advocate here.  Playing video game baseball sucks.  Granted I haven't played video games in a long time because unfortunately I had to grow up and become a part-time alcoholic while being a full-time Dad but back in the day Madden, NBA Jam, Tiger Woods golf, even Fifa soccer blew the fucking doors off any baseball game.  Maybe things I have changed and MLB 14 The Show is the greatest sports video game of all-time but I seriously doubt it.  Too much thinking involved in baseball.

Jameis aka "The Crustacean Sensation" Winston Addresses the Media over Crabgate

Nothing to see here folks.  Jameis Winston has faced the music and will now serve 20 hours of community service for his shellfish act.  He is also suspended from the baseball team which makes you think it was all a part of the master plan by Jimbo Fisher.  You can't have the Heisman Trophy winner serving a suspension during football season.  Especially not for a big time revenue generating sport like college football.  We will see you in the fall InFamous Jameis.

Gotta admit I was kind of disappointed to hear Red Lightning was involved.

Jameis Winston Cited for Shoplifting Crab Legs At Publix

Go ahead and put this in the memory bank for headlines you never thought you would read.  Reigning Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston was caught stealing crab legs at Publix.  No bull shit according to Tomahawk Nation...

Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston was issued a citation Tuesday for shoplifting crab legs from Publix, according to multiple sources. Winston, the reigning Heisman Trophy winner, is a red-shirt sophomore for the Seminoles.

"He got an adult civil citation," a trusted source inside Tallahasse Police told Tomahawk Nation. "If he completes the sanctions it will never show up on his record. They commonly give them to juveniles on first criminal offenses. They are now doing it for minor misdemeanors for adults to lower crime rate"

Well this gives new meaning to FSU and the Seminoles.  Not only can we bring back the always classic "Criminoles" shirts for public ridicule but also I feel a Free Seafood University shirt needs to be done.

Just another shellfish act by young Jameis.

New Jose "Yogi" Abreu South Side Chicago 79 Throwback Shirt

Chicago White Sox slugger Jose Abreu has already shattered Albert Pujols rookie record for homers and RBIs in a month and the first month of the season isn't even over.  Abreu's teammate Adam Eaton has called him "Yogi" because he is a bear of a slugger.  We agree.  Get the one of a kind "Yogi South Side 79" Throwback Shirt exclusively at SportsCrack Tees.

Rihanna Shows Off Her Pierced Boobs

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Before you even ask "what does this have to do with sports?" may I point out that Rihanna once dated Dodgers centerfielder Matt Kemp...so yeah...she has some connection.  So it was my duty to point out that Rihanna has gone from Kemp to showing off her pierced nipples in a French magazine called LUI.  Moving up in the world!

Yankees Fans Boo Robinson Cano to his Face

You honestly can't blame Yankees fans here.  Star second baseman Robinson Cano left the friendly confines of Yankees Stadium for more money on the west coast.  $240 million to be exact over 10 years.  I mean what an asshole that Cano is.  It's not like the Yankees whole roster with the exception of Jeter is made up of players who did the same exact thing to their former teams by taking pinstripe dollars.  Nope.  Poor Yankees fans.  I feel for you guys.  I hope to never feel that hurt.

Fuckers.

Jeremy Lin Sure Does Love to Travel

How the fuck was this not called?  I counted at least 7 steps.  Last time I checked you have to dribble the ball to go that far with it.  This Jeremy Lin non travel call just proves me point.  The NBA is hot garbage.  I would rather watch Golden Girls reruns than this shit they call the NBA playoffs.

/ Team NHL Playoffs Guy

Warriors Fans React To Los Angeles Clippers Owner Donald Sterling's Racist Comments

I laughed out loud.  So did you!  If not you are a racist.

Ryan Braun is Still a Great Teammate, Strikes Jean Segura With a Bat

The Hebrew Hammer is still hitting people where it hurts.  Ryan Braun is fresh off his steroid suspension and at this point is trying to get any good publicity after lying to the public.  Well his bat has been doing most of the talking so far in Milwaukee to the tune of .318 with six jacks and 18 driven in.  Not bad for a now self admitted cheater.  But just to prove how much of a cock sucker Braun is he decided to hit his teammate SS Jean Segura on the head with old Louisville Slugger.  Sure Braun will play it off as an unfortunate accident and say Segura was in the wrong place at the wrong time just like that urine cup collector but we all know this was no accident.  The bat don't lie.

Baseball Porn: Andrelton Simmons Defensive Highlights

As an Atlanta Braves fan I sometimes take what 24-year-old Platinum Glove winner Andrelton Simmons does with his glove for granted.  "Simba" as he is affectionally called has the best glove, the best range, the best arm, and the best instincts by any major leaguer in the game today.  Simmons makes plays look so easy even when they clearly are not and he isn't a flashy me first guy like Yunel Escobar that he sometimes goes unnoticed.  He shouldn't.  Simmons is right up there with "The Wizard" Ozzie Smith for best defensive shortstop that I've ever seen play the game.  His highlights are baseball porn worthy and he's quick as a cat.  Simba is a rare breed who is worth the price of admission just to say you say him play.  Like watching Gretzky take the ice, MJ take the floor, and Montana break the huddle you know something special is going to happen when Simmons puts his Rawlings rawhide on his left hand.

Twins' Chris Colabello Hits HR For Mom on her Birthday

Talk about delivering the perfect birthday present for Mom.  Minnesota Twins' Chris Colabello does not disappoint.  The only problem is now Mom is going to be expecting bigger and better things every year.  Like you can't get anything better than a homer from your son right as the sideline reporter in interviewing you.  It's just not possible.  So next year when he delivers flowers and a kiss or whatever the fuck you give to your Mom on her birthday the look of disappointment in her eyes could be soul crushing.  Colabello might as well just cut his losses and become an Alaskan Ice Trucker.

Mike Trout Steals Bryce Harper's Thunder Once Again With Diving Catch

Ever since Bryce Harper graced the cover of Sports Illustrated at the age of 16 as the next sure fire superstar in making Mike Trout has taken it as his personal goal to steal all the thunder away from the Clown Question bro.  Not only has Trout been the best all-around player in the game without question (don't even fucking argue with me on this because you will make yourself look like a simpleton) his first two seasons and really it's fucking highway robbery he doesn't have two MVP awards to show for it but that is a discussion for another day.  The reason why Trout doesn't get the accolades or notoriety of a Harper is only because Bryce plays on a better team on the east coast.  That's it.  Trout is better at all facets of the game.  Speed, power, fielding, running, hitting, diving, smiling, spitting, farting you name it Trout does it better.  This doesn't make Harper a shitty player by any means.  That's not what the point of this post is.  I'm just saying Trout is like Superman and Harper is like Captain America.  Both are extraordinary but I will take the guy who can fly into fucking outer space over a guy with a shield any day.

Best NBA Bench Reactions

It's like watching black people react to a David Blaine magic trick.  The reaction is always funnier when they are running around in circles screaming and shouting "oh no you didn't!"  Every.  Single.  Time.

University of Arizona Knows How to Throw a Pool Party

I know what you are thinking...I went to the wrong damn school.  And you are right unless you went to Tuscon as an undergrad and enjoyed the epic pool parties.  Tuscon so hot right now.  Tuscon.  Bear Down bitches!

Video via BroBible

Meet ESPN's Newest It Girl: Britt McHenry

Mute the sound and take a gander at Britt McHenry, a new ESPN talent who will be reporting from her "home" base in Washington D.C.



Now before you slam McHenry as just another pretty face who can't do her job correctly keep in mind she has a Masters degree in journalism from one of the top schools in the nation in Northwestern.  Britt was also a fairly successful D1 soccer player in college and has been working her way up the ladder so to speak while working as a sports reporter and anchor at WJCA in Washington.  She temporarily took a job as a sideline reporter for the San Diego Padres but didn't feel the fit was right before going back to D.C.  Now she will be telling us the latest and greatest in regards to RG3, Bryce Harper, and John Wall among other stars in the D.C. Sports Market for ESPN.

She's got the SportsCrack stamp of approval.  I look forward to listening her talk about the Nats getting swept once again by the Braves in the near future.

Alexandria is a Chicago Fan, Looks a little like Kate Upton

If you are bored on this titillating Tuesday feel free to check out pictures of Alexandria Morgan over at The Chive.  She basically looks like a younger, hotter version of Kate Upton.  I'm surprised I didn't get struck by lightning after writing that but it must mean that God agrees because her God given talents are not of this world.  Feel free to follow her on Twitter if that's your stalking thing.

Brian Williams Raps "Gin and Juice"

Thank you Jimmy Fallon interns.  Without all of you this great Brian Williams mash up would not be possible.  Now keep working for FREE because some day you could be making as much as $30k coming out of college.

What Baseball On Acid Looks Like: The Gatorade Bryce Harper Commercial

Holy Panama City flashback time!  I feel like I just took some really high grade acid and just want the trip to stop.  Make it stop!  Bryce Harper is some kind of liquid trail demon mashing balls that turn into his face to the sweet rift of Welcome to the Jungle.  I don't give a shit if you hate Harper this commercial is legit.  No more clown questions bro!

Release the Kimbrel Shirts in Throwback Royal and Navy Now Available

Let's be completely honest here folks.  There is only one pitcher in the last 10 years who has made grown men look like babies swinging a wiffle ball bat.  Kimbrel is the closest thing to unhittable since that day long ago you thought you had a shot at the prom queen.  It's almost a crime on itself for us to have never made this shirt till today.  Now is your chance to #RELEASETHEKIMBREL with this classic Game Over shirt.  Comes in one of either THROWBACK ROYAL or TRADITIONAL NAVY.