SportsCrack Blog

Friday, January 18, 2008


Jeffrey Ross is hilarious at roasting famous people and in this case the not so famous. I'm still wondering who the "homeless sir" Ross was pointing to in the roast. I got my bets on Dana Jacobson from ESPN. She looks like Brady Quinn's sister on steroids. I see Charlie Weis was sitting next to Ditka. I can only imagine how many endangered whale/ND coach jokes were used by Ross. If anybody finds more footage of the roast please email it to me or post it in the comments.

Video HT: AwfulAnnouncing


Some people take their favorite team losing real hard. For instance I once drank a bottle of Jack Daniels after Ryan Grant(yes, the current Green Bay Packers RB) fumbled away a game for Notre Dame against Boston College. I couldn't bear the pain of seeing my team lose to an inferior junior varsity team and suffer the humiliation of other people laughing in my face. And yet I still drank a bottle of whiskey. I hate whiskey! But to see Hitler and the way he takes it I think we can all learn a valuable lesson. I know I did...

Hitler was right all along.

Romo's downfall was Jessica Simpson.

Video HT: KissingSuzyKolber


If you haven't watched the video of I highly recommend you DO NOT if you have a weak stomach like myself or at work. It is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. That being said, after watching it my first reaction was shock and disgust, I turned away, and then looked back and turned it off. I started laughing uncontrollably for God knows what reason and then literally the snack I just ate decided to exit. Yeah, it is that gross. But you know what it is some great comedy is to see people's reactions to it for the first time. So with that lead up here is former NBA star Nick Van Exel making a guest appearance on radio station 1560 The Game with a chance to view it for the first time...

I'm still trying to get the image out of my head. Once you have seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup you can never go back. Innocence is lost. Former NBA stars start to gag. The world as we know it now will never be the same. Howard Stern needs to make celebrity guests watch this, he could start a whole new series of videos from it.

VIDEO HT: AwfulAnnouncing