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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Notre Dame LB Jaylon Smith Tweets Rehab Has Begun

Before his knee surgery Jaylon Smith was a projected top 5-10 NFL draft pick.  Now with his repaired left ACL and MCL in a knee brace there is an outside shot Jaylon drops out of the first round altogether.  But don't feel too bad for Jaylon here.  If he does fall out of the 1st round he will still be able to collect a $5 million insurance policy for not being selected on the first day.  So keep on smiling Jaylon.  If anything Jaylon might get selected late first by a team who can compete for the playoffs right away.

Check Out Manti Te'o's Girlfriend Jovi Nicole

It looks like the Hawaiian Hitman has been dipping his pineapple into some Instagram strange.

Instagram model Jovi Nicole has 21k followers and Manti Te'o seems to be the most enamored with her as his picture is posted numerous times on her account.

Do Instagram models get paid?  I mean I presume they do what is the going rate?  It just seems weird that these chicks and wanna be models keep posting pics of themselves working out and looking in mirrors.  Don't get me wrong I'm not complaining but if a dude started doing this we would all call him a whackado with a made up girlfriend.

Anywho here are some pictures of Jovi Nicole for research purposes of course...

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Duke Basketball Coach Mike Krzyzewski Avoids Congratulating Syracuse, Storms Off Without Shaking Hands

Duke, the defending champions, are in the proverbial shitter right now having lost 3 straight after last night's debacle in Cameron vs Syracuse.  But leave it to Duke and their classy head coach, you know the guy who has the all-time NCAA wins and goes by Coach K, to storm off like a petulant child who didn't get his lolly pop because he didn't get the Duke call at the end of the game.

Sorry Coach K you didn't get your patented Duke flop called at the buzzer from 50 feet from the basket.  Maybe next time you will teach your players how to play stout legal defense without resorting to flopping every time things don't go your way.  And to top it all off Coach K ignores the Syracuse basketball players in the traditional handshake line and goes looking for an official because he thought one of them stole his rat face cheese.

Someone check Coach K's diaper.  His gratitude, grace and sportsmanship are about as real as his hair color.

Jordan Spieth's New Dallas Mansion Looks Decent

You may have heard Jordan Spieth had a pretty good year playing golf last year.  And by good I mean he won a couple of majors including the Masters and collected a cool $53 million in 2015.  

Think about that for a second.  He made over one million a week to play golf.  What a fucking country we live in!  

With his riches Jordan can now splurge on some luxuries such as this $8.5 million dollar mansion to go along with his other measly $2.3 million dollar pad he bought last year.  I think it's obvious the $2.3 mil pad is now strictly designated for his lady friends.  

But let's take a look at what $8.5 million will buy you in Dallas which so happens to be fellow golfer's Hunter Mahan's old house.  That's gotta be a weird conversation knowing Hunter has broken in every room of this house with strange before you could.

The place has a basketball court off the garage.

It's got it's own gym.

Hardwood floors throughout and I'm guessing it's not laminate.

Check out this fucking pool.  That right there sold me.  Who the fuck has an above ground pool this cool?

Nice little fire pit setup right outside the 12 car garage.

A great place to play ping pong while admiring some sports memorabilia.

Now that is what you call a chef's kitchen.  With $53 million I would have at least two chefs on call at all times.

I'm not much of a staircase guy but this one gives me a free flowing boner.

Living room where Jordan will spend 15 minutes maybe all year.