SportsCrack Blog

Monday, March 12, 2012

Stevie's Inspirational Speech Made My Balls Tingle

Yeah I know this shit is from last week but Stevie's motivational speech needs to be posted for all of the SportsCrack Nation to see and hear. I'm not going to lie. I shed a couple of tears watching this. It's that fucking powerful. I'm positive if I had a friend like Stevie delivering inspirational speeches like this I could have destroyed in baseball. Instead I figured girls, drugs and alcohol were a lot more fun in high school than running sprints in the Georgia heat after school. Who won? Well clearly I did. Shit I wouldn't have changed anything looking back. But Stevie would have made me pause before destroying another psychedelic.

By the way the Kenny Powers line of "I don't want my dojo look like a place where Cabbage Kids come to fuck!" is right up there with the greatest lines in the show's history. If you haven't watched this season of Eastbound and Down then I truelly feel sorry for you. In fact just go away and don't ever comeback to this blog again because I already hate you.

The Honest Bachelor

Thanks to Andrew for sending in the opening scene from this season's The Bachelor. It's good to see the unedited parts where the Bachelor is completely honest with the contestants. That is reality tv. Not the shit we get to see tonight on ABC.

It's almost uncanny how much the bachelor looks like David Spade. Small world I guess.

3rd Annual March Madness Pool

Here is your chance to be a legend. Sure your life may suck because you sit in a cubicle all day and contemplate ways to kill your boss or tell a co worker to go F themselves but now you can forget all about that for at least the next 3 weeks. Join the March Madness Pool. It's FREE. It's fun. And the winner gets $100 worth of gear. 2nd place gets two free shirts. 3rd place gets one free shirt. 4th and lower gets loser tags. Don't be a loser. Be a winner and join today!