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Thursday, February 28, 2013

NC State's Brett Williams With The Circus Catch of The Year

I've seen a lot in my 34 years in baseball (yes I'm old, fuck off) but this is a first.  NC State centerfielder Brett Williams did a flip while diving for a catch in left centerfield vs New Mexico State.  Luckily the ball didn't get lodged in his blowhole.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Cheerleader Half Court Shot

She can cheer for my team any day.  I love the bros just sitting in the stands acting like it's no big deal.  Like somehow they have seen this shit before.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013


Here is the brand new Parole Tide That's a Crime, Son T-shirt.  With the latest arrests Parole Tide has not only cemented themselves as Oversigning U but also #1 both on the field and in the Fulmer Cup Standings.

Order the original Parole Tide Shirt today!  Shipping starts in a couple of days.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Maryland Basketball Students Do Flash Mob and Harlem Shake During Duke Game

I can't believe I missed this while slugging Red Stripes and chowing down jerk chicken and lobster down in Jamaica.  Maryland students did a flash mob and the simply awful Harlem Shake before their basketball team helped seal the deal on a tourney bid with a 83-81 victory over hated Duke.  While Scott Van Pelt was texting/twittering/whatever in front of the kids in suits I was piss drunk relaxing in the Caribbean on a beach.  WTF was I thinking?

Australian Body Slamming Cactus is Youtube Gold

No shit I laughed out loud so badly I started tearing up at this poor dumb asshole.  Just the sheer agony of screams after the body slam are priceless.  When they are pulling out the pricks on his back it was like somebody recorded me down in Miami last month while watching Notre Dame getting throttled by Bama.  "It fucking hurts man."  Yeah it does.

Via TheBigLead

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Nike Might Want To Rethink This Oscar Pistorius "I Am The Bullet In The Chamber" Ad

By now you have probably already heard about Oscar "Blade Runner"Pistorius giving his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp a shotgun wedding on Valentine's Day but I doubt you saw this completely insensitive NIKE Ad.  I mean what a bunch of assholes to treat poor little Tink Tink as some sexual object like a bullet.  Men are not sexual toys you women can just play with.  Before you know it we might just explode.

Serious question though:  Does Pistolius, I mean Pistorius, allowed to bring his blades in jail?  I'm completely stumped.

Friday, February 08, 2013

Johnny Manziel Game Worn Cleats and Jersey vs Alabama Up For Auction

With an estimated value of at least $10000 Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel  has put his game worn cleats and jersey vs Bama up for auction at Heritage Auction.  The cleats are autographed but that's not what makes them so unique.  Johnny Football isn't the biggest guy on the college gridiron.  By most accounts he is under 6 feet and has a slight build.

But holy shit the kid wears a size 15!

You know what they say about big feet right ladies?

Big nose.

Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Notre Dame Closes With Eddie Vanderdoes

Eddie Vanderdoes
Eddie Vanderdoes
Defensive Line, 6' 3" 285 lbs.
Auburn, CA (Placer)

First-team defensive lineman on 247Sports All-America team . . . second-team USA Today All-USA high school All-American . . . ranked 33rd player nationally on ESPN 300 list . . . ranked 43rd on MaxPreps/Tom Lemming Top100 list . . . ranked sixth on 247Sports list of top 247 players . . . rated 21st overall on Rivals 250 list and fourth among defensive tackles . . . ranked ninth overall and second among outside defensive tackles on Scout 300 by . . . first-team defensive lineman on Sacramento Bee All-Metro team for 2012 . . . made 72 tackles, nine sacks, 10 tackles for loss, two forced fumbles and one fumble recovery as senior in 2012 for Placer High School in Auburn, Calif. . . . added 65 tackles, 10 sacks, three forced fumbles, ands two fumble recoveries as junior in 2011 . . . earned MVP honor for defensive linemen at The Opening elite combine in 2012 . . . played in U.S. Army All-American Bowl in San Antonio and was credited with three tackles and a sack for West squad . . . played for coach Joey Montoya.

Here are some highlights of the future ND defensive tackle:

National Signing Day Is For Closers

Big props go to the coaching staffs at Notre Dame, Alabama, Ole Miss, Ohio State, Florida, and LSU for closing strong on National Signing Day.  They deserve coffee.

Monday, February 04, 2013

Joe Flacco Thinks The Super Bowl is "Fucking Awesome"

Yeah I would be saying the same exact thing after winning the Super Bowl, claiming the MVP trophy, and now a shiny new $100 million plus contract waiting to be signed.  Fucking awesome indeed Mr. Flacco.

Good Job New Orleans Hosting Your Last Super Bowl

Just a great venue to hold the Super Bowl.  I'm actually surprised the SuperDome didn't collapse into itself with Bane coming out saying "LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"

Best Super Bowl Commercials

Congratulations go out to the Baltimore Ravens for winning their second Super Bowl in stirring fashion over the San Francisco 49ers 34-31.  But who gives a shit about some dumb football game right?  Let's take a look at what really is important: the best Super Bowl commercials.

My personal favorite is this Old Milwaukee commercial.  It's a classic love story between Will Ferrell and some old Asian lady making out in a bus.  Brings a tear to my eye.

My second favorite is the Taco Bell Viva Young commercial.  Nothing beats seeing old people get fucked up while going for a late night romp at Taco Bell.   Live Mas indeed.

And of course my third favorite is this instant classic Go Daddy commercial.  Supermodel Bar Rafaeli making out with some tech nerd.  Yummy.

The award for the "cutest" Super Bowl commercial goes to Kia's Space Babies.  And by cute I mean the one commercial where all the girls in the room go "AAAWWWW!"

My bad.  Somehow I completely forgot the Dikembe Mutombo Geico commercial.

True story: Mutombo works out at the same gym I go to.  He comes in with full suit.  Changes into workout clothes.  Then changes back to full suit and leaves with suitcase every time.  Fucking weird right?