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Wednesday, September 07, 2011

What if The Spelling Bee Worked Like The BCS

Via comes this brilliant reenactment of a little girl coming in 4th place in the Spelling Bee because of the BCS despite spelling all her words correctly. See we still have Georgia fans and media personalities around Atlanta arguing that Boise State still isn't "good enough" to survive a tough conference like the SEC because they have blue turf and play in Idaho. This despite the fact that Boise beat the shit out of them in front of their homefans. And you still have pundits saying TCU and Utah don't deserve National Title consideration despite beating PAC-10 and SEC teams in major bowl games. The BCS is a joke and we can all agree with that but the fat cats (college presidents, bowl CEO's, commissioners, corporate sponsors, etc.) who line their pockets with money from the corrupt bowl system will never change it because it makes too much sense....for them.

When you watch college football please try to watch most of the games and think for yourselves instead of relying on ESPN to shape your opinion.

Go ahead and cue the elitist dipshits who will email me the SEC is the best conference blah blah blah and make up excuses for others not to be included in the BCS Championship talk. Those emails are about as funny to read as when I came out with the Catholics vs Convicts shirts and I got emails from Miami bloggers and fans that I was unjustly labeling the Miami program a bunch of thugs.

LSUFreek on LSU/Oregon Game

Before the season started I thought LSU had a good chance of winning the SEC West over Alabama. Then word came down that their players like to beat the shit out of Marines in fights you normally see in True Blood. So I got a little uneasy with betting on LSU last week in Jerryland. Well fuck me sideways Les Miles. LSU proved that they are a legitimate National Championship contender. They still have brutal road games in Morgantown and Tuscaloosa to survive and not to mention Arkansas at home to finish the regular season but if the FEARLES Tigers make it out of the SEC Championship with a win and say one loss on their resume they deserve to play for a National Titty Title. Hey it's just my opinion but it's the right one. So right that down. Now.

Crab Cakes Vs. Convicts: Maryland and Miami Fans Fighting

Crab cakes and football is what Maryland does. Miami on the other hand is Nevin Shapiro and prostitutes. Who wins the fight? I can't really tell but I do know the pick 6 at the end helped the Terps cover the 4 points against Miami. It was about the only good thing that happened for me all weekend.

Now do me a huge favor and go buy one of our awesome t-shirts.

And oh yeah it was good to see some old fashion Maryland Pride come out...

Via TheBigLead via Guyism

UFOs Sighted at Notre Dame Stadium?

Ahhhhh. I fucking knew it. A UFO. Clear as day. I knew the Aliens would get pissed off because we don't pay the athletes. Better yet get those UFOs a beer.

Via Kegs N Eggs via NESN

Guy With Tourettes Sings Lady In Red

I think I like this remix version better. Bravo Chris De Burgh. It's been a few days since I laughed out loud. Thanks for the therapy.