SportsCrack Blog

Monday, November 30, 2015

USC Players React as Clay Helton is Named Full-Time Head Coach

Seriously how does USC AD Pat Haden keep getting away with being such a shitty athletic director?

USC is one of the few true blue-blood college football programs but they continue to fuck up when it comes to finding the right head football coach.

Clay Helton?  An offensive line coach?

Come on USC.  I mean I love to make fun of you for the Lane Kiffin and Steve Cutty Sarkisian hires but now I think you are just trolling all of us.  No way did you really think Helton was a home run or even legitimate big time hire.  You are USC.  The Trojans.  You have National Titles and Heisman Trophies all over your campus.  You have a new state of the art football facility.  You have the pick of the litter when it comes to 5 star recruits and you go out and hire a marginal at best head coach.

With that being said I want to thank Haden and the excellent job he's been doing.  Without him USC would be a top 5 program like they should be.  As a Notre Dame fan I will definitely be sending Haden a Christmas card with a gift basket full of FUSC shirts.  Keep up the good work Haden and while you are at it give Helton a GUARANTEED 5-YEAR CONTRACT!

Oh wait you just did that too.  Genius move.  Fight on!