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Friday, May 27, 2016

Vin Scully Recites "Field of Dreams" People Will Come Speech Will Give You The Chills

No lie I think my whole body just orgasmed.  I'm seeing spots.  I just blacked out listening to legendary Dodgers announcer Vin Scully recite James Earl Jones famous "Field Of Dreams" People Will Come speech.  Throw in clips of Jackie Robinson stealing home, Ozzie Smith doing his flip, Cal Ripken Jr. saluting the crowd and I'm surprised I'm not dead by now.  Baseball is as American as it can get and on this Memorial Day weekend I'm fortunate I get to take my son Camden to a baseball game and pass on my love for the game to him.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Army's Kasey McCravey With The Slide/Not Slide Acrobatic Kung Fu Move of the Year

I believe this is a first in SportsCrack history.  Drum roll please.  Zip up those pants captain.  Yes, we got ourselves a softball post.  Holy shit we just made history.  Women can play sports too!

All sarcasm aside this jump move by Army's Kasey McCravey over the Lehigh catcher has got to be the best non slide ever.  I don't usually get impressed but myself and the other 99.99% of people reading this would have no shot at all jumping over the catcher.  It would be a disaster even trying it.  I'm positive a bone would have come popping out somewhere if I attempted to jump over the catcher. And she didn't even get touched while reaching back with the sneaky tag of home plate!

Texas Rangers' Rougned Odor Lands One of the All-Time Great Punches on Toronto Blue Jays' Jose Bautista's Face

No lie I have the biggest bulge in my pants just watching this right cross from Texas Rangers' second baseman Rougned Odor stun resident douche bag Jose Bautista.  I've been waiting years, decades,  for somebody in baseball to finally have the balls and throw a punch and actually land one in a fight.  Odor finally got one and to top it all off it landed right on Bautista's fat fucking face.  The only thing that would have made this better is if it was David Ortiz's face.  But beggars can't be choosers so thank you Odor.  You are a baseball God in my book.


Thank you to whoever made this Mike Tyson punch out video too!

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

"Catholics vs Convicts" 2016 T Shirts Now For Sale


Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Bryce Harpers Get Ejected, Tells Umpire "Fuck You" as Nationals Walk-Off

I thought Mormons didn't say curse words. Granted Bryce Harper is no normal Mormon by any stretch but that's not very nice to say "fuck you" to the home umpire. Umpires have feelings too Bryce.  Apparently this umpire is very sensitive because he ejected you for disagreeing with Espinosa's strike zone. Maybe next time you run out with some "Make Baseball Fun Again" hats and some ultra absorbent pads for ole Blue.  For sure that will get him on your side.

Tuesday, May 03, 2016

Lou Holtz Endorfes Donald Trumf Prethadent of the United Thates

Well you can go ahead and ring the bell now because the race for the Presidency is officially over! The one and only Lou Holtz aka Win One for the Spitter has given his official "endorfes" for Donald Trumf as the next "prethadent" of the United "Thates." This pretty much locks up Indiana for Trump and seals the Republican nomination.

Buy the Make America Great Again Hat here! 

Monday, May 02, 2016

Dodgers Celebrate Breaking a 6-Game Losing Streak by Doing the Running Man Dance

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That is hot shit right there folks! The Running Man dance has come back strong in 2016. The Maryland Terps basketball team restarted the trend and now it's moved all the way to the left coast.