SportsCrack Blog

Monday, February 04, 2013

Joe Flacco Thinks The Super Bowl is "Fucking Awesome"

Yeah I would be saying the same exact thing after winning the Super Bowl, claiming the MVP trophy, and now a shiny new $100 million plus contract waiting to be signed.  Fucking awesome indeed Mr. Flacco.

Good Job New Orleans Hosting Your Last Super Bowl

Just a great venue to hold the Super Bowl.  I'm actually surprised the SuperDome didn't collapse into itself with Bane coming out saying "LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"

Best Super Bowl Commercials

Congratulations go out to the Baltimore Ravens for winning their second Super Bowl in stirring fashion over the San Francisco 49ers 34-31.  But who gives a shit about some dumb football game right?  Let's take a look at what really is important: the best Super Bowl commercials.

My personal favorite is this Old Milwaukee commercial.  It's a classic love story between Will Ferrell and some old Asian lady making out in a bus.  Brings a tear to my eye.

My second favorite is the Taco Bell Viva Young commercial.  Nothing beats seeing old people get fucked up while going for a late night romp at Taco Bell.   Live Mas indeed.

And of course my third favorite is this instant classic Go Daddy commercial.  Supermodel Bar Rafaeli making out with some tech nerd.  Yummy.

The award for the "cutest" Super Bowl commercial goes to Kia's Space Babies.  And by cute I mean the one commercial where all the girls in the room go "AAAWWWW!"

My bad.  Somehow I completely forgot the Dikembe Mutombo Geico commercial.

True story: Mutombo works out at the same gym I go to.  He comes in with full suit.  Changes into workout clothes.  Then changes back to full suit and leaves with suitcase every time.  Fucking weird right?