SportsCrack Blog

Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Peyton and Eli Manning Rap "Football On Your Phone"

Peyton Manning and Eli Manning are obviously not rap artists but I can say with 100% certainty that this "Football on your Phone" rap song is a million times better than anything Jay-Z has produced. It's not even debatable. So good job Manning brothers. You guys have more game than that rich fucker who says he owns the Brooklyn Nets but really doesn't and is more fake than the "baby" he conceived with Beyonce. Awesome.

PS-Do people actually use DirecTV willingly? I had it for about three weeks nearly a decade ago and all I remember is it going out if you sneezed or farted too loud. You might as well hold bunny ears over your flat screen you cheap ass.

Top Ten Trick Plays of College Football

Just to wet your appetite. I know you can taste the blood. It's almost here. College football heaven.

Les Miles Bitched Out and Let Team Vote Jeremy Hill Back on LSU Team

Total bitch move here by LSU head coach Les Miles. Sophomore RB Jeremy Hill was caught on tape sucker punching some dude in the back of the head and will not serve any kind of suspension. Yeah that should teach Hill a good lesson. The lesson being if you rush for 755 yards and score 12 TDs your freshman year you can pretty much do anything you want. Shit he might as well get in his car and run the guy over now.

PS-No joke Jeremy Hill might be the best runningback in the SEC. I know Bama and Georgia fans could argue this for days with TJ Yeldon and Todd Gurley both beasts but Hill has that extra something special. He's the kind of back who could beat the shit out of you without even looking. Yeah that type.

Anastasia Ashley Warm-Up Routine Involves a Whole Lot of Twerking

I'm going to have the "Bubblebutt" song in my head all day. Honest to God this is the first time I've ever heard of this Anastasia Ashley chick who apparently is a professional surfer. It's also the first time I've ever heard of that Bubble Butt song. I felt it was my due diligence (code for Google image search) to find out more about Anastasia and these are the best shots I found. She's talented.

Video via BigLead

Who would have thought Anastasia enjoys working out too? I figured her as a Twinkie eating couch potato. And by Twinkie I mean...never mind.