COLLEGE POON IS BACK

Thank you Mac G for bringing back the Poon. A man can only take Poon withdrawal for so long before he goes insane.

"Hi, I'm Whitney!"

"And I'm Meredith! And we are ready to party at the first UT football game!"

Me: "Here you go ladies, drink it up, you won't feel a thing!"

God I miss college sometimes.

FERNANDO PEREZ WILL NOT TAKE YOUR TAG

Just some good old fashioned Durham Bulls action right there. Crash Davis would have tagged him, tagged the old lady named Sarandon, and then had beers with him afterwards.

Now the real trick is to avoid STD's while banging minor league roadies. Good luck with that Fernando!

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