Wednesday, August 19, 2015
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
ND QB Malik Zaire Talks About Being Consistent As The Key To A Successful 2015 Season
P.S. - Is Jac Collingsworth the adopted son of KD Lang or the long lost love child of the Goo Goo Dolls lead singer? I still haven't figured it out. The kid does an excellent job with the interviews I must say though.
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18 More Days Till College Football...
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Thursday, August 13, 2015
Notre Dame 2015 Shamrock Series Uniform and Helmet Revealed, Pre Order the Helmets Here
Great having our model Josh Anderson in this morning to model the #ShamrockSeries Uniform #GoIrish pic.twitter.com/5VVjBJbAtA
— Ryan Grooms (@NDFBEquipment) August 13, 2015
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Thursday, August 06, 2015
Wednesday, August 05, 2015
Notre Dame's Jaylon Smith & Ronnie Stanley are Featured on Sports Illustrated's College Football Preview Magazine
Well there you have it. Why even play the games when Sports Illustrated already has you predicted to make the playoffs along with Ohio State, TCU and Auburn. All Notre Dame has to do is show up and kick some ass against one of the nation's toughest schedules. We all know 12-0 is going to happen for ND and I could see both Ohio State and Auburn in the playoffs too but I got Baylor beating TCU and securing the other spot.
But first the Irish gotta do one thing and one thing only: BEAT TEXAS!
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Monday, August 03, 2015
Giselle Bundchen Reminds Us Why We Should Not Feel Bad For Tom Brady and DeflateGate
Yeah he may be suspended 4 games for his deflated balls but he still has 4 SuperBowl Rings, a supermodel wife who makes twice as much as he does, and some adorable kids. I think Tom Brady will survive this whole DeflateGate fiasco just fine.
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Incoming Alabama Freshman QB Blake Barnett Casually Throws a 70 Yard Pass Through the Uprights
Bama Fr QB Blake Barnett throwing a 70 yd pass through the uprights yesterday while working with George Whitfield pic.twitter.com/wDpDrN2Qxe
— West Coast Tide Fans (@WCTideFans) August 2, 2015
You may remember Blake Barnett from last year. He was the #1 dual purpose QB who verbally committed to Notre Dame before flipping to Alabama. Well Barnett has apparently been working with QB guru George Whitfield (yes the same guy who worked with Everett Golson during his academic suspension) and his arm strength is NOT going to be an issue when he gets to Tuscaloosa.
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Monday, July 27, 2015
Donald Trump's "Make America Great Again" Hat Now On Sale
A message so simple. So great. So American.
Show your support for the good old USA with this classic "Make America Great Again" white hat.
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Thursday, July 23, 2015
Check Out This Absurd Japanese Ballplayer Hitting Routine
I'm not 100% convinced this is real but holy shit it's funny. This ballerina/ninja/samurai swordsman shit would never work here in the good ole US of A but I guess it's ok to do in Japan. I don't even know how I would react if I was the pitcher and this asshole came to the plate. Actually I do. Let's just say wannabe Ichiro here would have a new neck tattoo featuring a deep red Rawlings stitches.
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015
Notre Dame Fighting Irish Fans New T Shirt: Beat Texas Shirt ...Bevo It's What's For Dinner #IrishForever
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ESPN Top 10 Preseason College Football Power Index is Hilarious
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Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Tom Brady Has 4 Things to say to all the Haters
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2015 College Football Hype Video
I can not fucking wait. Football season needs to get here now.
My early playoff prediction is Ohio State, FSU, Notre Dame and Auburn.
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Mets Fan Busts Ass
Whenever I feel shitty about baseball I can always fall back and thank the Lord I'm not a Mets fan. They can't even sit down properly without embarrassing themselves. They probably need a Phillies fan to help tie their shoes and a Braves fan to help wipe their ass before leaving the house.
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Monday, July 13, 2015
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Bills Safety Duke Williams Called Out By Porn Star Mia Khalifa for Direct Messages
Warning: Trespassers in my DM's will be shot and hung out to dry in public. pic.twitter.com/aPUGkmooat
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) July 12, 2015
Until now I've never heard of the name Duke Williams. Apparently Williams is a safety for the Buffalo Bills and enjoys hitting on porn stars on Twitter.
Mia Khalifa (I've done some extensive "research" on her and can confirm she is an active porn actress) apparently does NOT enjoy the attention or advances coming her way from a professional football player. We all know porn stars hate being in the spotlight for sexual advances. What do they think that's part of their job or something?
Hopefully Williams learned his lesson to not be sexist and instead will try to have sex with people who don't get paid for it. Or maybe just focus on cleat chasers who won't blow their cover.
In the meantime here are some photos of Mia since I know Google these days is hard to find...
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Monday, July 06, 2015
FSU QB De'Andre Johnson Caught on Camera Punching a Female
If Ray Rice has taught us anything it's this: if you are going to punch a female don't be caught on camera. Apparently FSU QB De'Andre Johnson did not get the memo. It takes a special kind of person to just throw a haymaker at a chick in the bar. A "CRIMINOLE" one could say.
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Rory McIlroy Ruptures Tendon, Called "A Leprechaun" by Fox News
FoxNews with an interesting take on @McIlroyRory "he's a leprechaun,I can't stand him" @Deadspin @bustedcoverage @BSO pic.twitter.com/Yd9EiBM7ki
— Scott Love (@ScottLLove) July 6, 2015
Good lord lady. Will you calm the fuck down? You can't stand Rory McIlroy because you think he is a Leprechaun?
I know what's going on here. She's clearly all pissed off because Rory left one of those snack size Lucky Charms on her night stand. I've seen it a million times. Still doesn't make him a leprechaun. They only exist in Mobile, AL.
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Thursday, July 02, 2015
Parker Boudreaux Announces Commitment To Notre Dame By Pulling A Bus
I'm officially committed to...
http://t.co/PbCwfYm1ov pic.twitter.com/0Qgo9mWGmp
— P-Money (@ParkerBoudreaux) July 2, 2015
First time I've seen this in the recruiting announcement game. 4 star offensive guard Parker Boudreaux decided to skip the hat game and instead decided to pull a 16,000 pound bus because you know that is what meathead football players do these days.
This Parker "kid" looks like Brock Lesnar and Ivan Drago's long lost love child. With his commitment to Notre Dame it now gives the Fighting Irish the best offensive line trio in the country. Boudreaux along with Liam Eichenberg and Tommy Kraemer could be the backbone for a powerful running game.
Offensive line coach Harry Hiestand continues to develop top notch linemen (see Zach Martin and future 1st round lock Ronnie Stanley) and with Boudreaux on the inside along with Eichenberg and Kraemer on the outside I don't see Notre Dame having much problems creating a push for years to come.
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Wednesday, July 01, 2015
Tennessee Vols Reveals New Nike Smoky Grey Uniforms
Look at the new smoky grey Tennessee uniforms from Nike pic.twitter.com/2qB8v02IVq
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) July 1, 2015
For the first time in almost 20 years the Tennessee Football program actually did something right.
These new Nike smoky grey uniforms look a hell of a lot better than those putrid creamsicle jerseys they wear on Saturdays.
Now if only Butch Jones could get them to a majestic 8 wins a season it wouldn't be so painful to watch them.
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Tiger Woods is Back! Accused of Cheating with Amanda Dufner
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Monday, June 29, 2015
The "I Am Chris Farley" Trailer Is Must See
Man it's nuts to think Chris Farley passed away 18 years ago. I still remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when the news broke. I had just driven 10 hours south from Baltimore to Atlanta. I was in a great mood and then as soon as I pulled into my Mom's driveway it all changed. I was sitting in my old Nissan 200SX just stunned. I didn't know how to react. Sad and surprised were the first two emotions as the radio DJ first reported the news of Farley's death. Then I got angry because I knew I would never get to hear or see Farley in another movie or sketch. He was at the time my generation's greatest comedian. He was laugh out loud funny all the fucking time. His personality and his screen presence just pulled you in no matter how bad the writing was. He could turn a bad sketch into a great one just by his physicality.
Anyways not to be all doom and gloom but this trailer for "I Am Chris Farley" brought back all those memories of him. This will be a must see documentary for everyone and hope the younger generation gets to witness the brilliance of Farley.
It will be available August 11th. For more information go to http://www.iamchrisfarley.com
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Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Lindsey Pelas Knows How to Throw the Perfect BBQ
Seriously who eats ribs like that?
Savages. God damn savages with BBQ sauce all over their cleavage that's who.
Always good to see Bud Light get back in the marketing game for the male demographic. If Lindsey Pelas and her hindenburgs don't have you thirsty for some cold Bud Lights then you my friend got a case of the gay.
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Key & Peele Football Pre-Game Pump-Up Routine Video Will Get You Hyped For Another Season
73 more days till football is back. "Play the game like it's the last game of your life."
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England's "Come On Our Girls!" Soccer Banner is Enticing
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Josh Donaldson Sacrifices His Limbs With This Diving Grab into the Toronto Stands
I still am trying to figure out why the Oakland A's traded him to the Blue Jays for a bag of dog shit.
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Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh Goes Off The Map To Add a Zero Star French Canadian Player
Well if Michigan is ever going to catch up with Ohio State in football it will be because their zero star French Canadian player is better than the Buckeye's five star guy.
Listen I'm not here to shit on Jim Harbaugh or this frenchy named Benjamin St-Juste because clearly a shirtless Harbaugh would kick my ass.
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This Mexican Weather Girl Yanet Garcia Will Keep You From Changing the Channel
You know how I know this country is going to hell?
We get Al Roker while Mexico gets Yanet Garcia.
Game. Set. Match.
Mexico clearly wins in the game of life when it comes to weather "personalities."
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Atlanta Hawks Reveal New Uniforms and of course they Fucking Suck
Listen I'm an Atlanta sports fan so I can say this without hesitation: this is so typical of an Atlanta sports franchise move. You have the best season in your history (getting swept in this Eastern Conference Finals!) and instead of riding the train in the right direction you pull an U turn and say "fuck it" lets change everything. Take a look at these jersey abortions...
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Cubs Fan Catches Foul Ball While Holding a Baby and Feeding Him
“It’s been nonstop,” Hartley said Wednesday morning. “I haven’t gotten much sleep over the course of the evening, but with a new baby, he prepared me for it. Not really a new thing.”
The only thing that would have made this viral video better is if Hartley was wearing a Krush Bryant shirt. Oh well we can't all be perfect.
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Tuesday, June 16, 2015
New CHINASTY Chicago Hockey Dynasty Shirt
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SEC Championship Odds Per SI are an Interesting Debate
Sports Illustrated released their odds to win the SEC Championship. It's always an interesting debate even when it's not the best conference in the nation. Deep breath SEC Mouth Breathers. I am only kidding.
It's only interesting in the South.
Alabama 5-2 Until someone knocks them off via miracle aka Auburn 2013 there is no reason not to have the Crimson Tide as the proverbial favorite.
Auburn 15-4 Will Muschamp is going to have their defense playing the greatest it's ever been. If not they will be fucked because their gimmicky spread offense is not going to be putting up 40 plus points a game.
Georgia 5-1 UGA is consistently the most overrated team in college football when it comes to preseason rankings. The Dawgs might not have a QB worth a shit but they still got a roster full of NFL talent just ready to be under utilized by Mark Richt.
LSU 8-1 How is it all these teams in the SEC have so much talent but such shit QBs? Seriously I think LSU has Taco's eskimo brother playing QB this season or whoever was that shitbird who took the field vs ND in the bowl game.
Ole Miss 8-1 I keep telling myself not to fall for this Ole Miss bullshit. I keep telling myself they are still the same God forsaken piss pot program they have always been. But like a fresh faced 5 star recruit with thousands of dollars pilled up in front of him on a recruiting visit I am starting to think Ole Miss is the place for me.
Tennessee 8-1 Now this is just some kind of funny hick joke right? I mean nobody actually believes Tennessee, who hasn't been good this century, can win the SEC right? Someone has been drinking too much of that fine whiskey up there to think Rocky Top is anywhere close to be a top contender.
Arkansas 10-1 No joke I could actually see Arkansas make a run for a SEC Title this year. They shut out LSU and Ole Miss last season and you know they can run the ball.
Missouri 12-1 Mizzou is the Rodney Dangerfields of the SEC. They get absolutely no respect even though they are the 2x defending SEC East Champions. What we have come to learn is the east really is dogshit these days.
Mississippi State 12-1 I can't believe this team was #1 in the country at one point last season. Fucking Miss State #1 in the nation? It's so fucking asinine to even think it especially when they lost 3 of their last 4 games and got absolutely throttled by Georgia Tech in the Orange Bowl.
Texas A&M 15-1 Unless Johnny Manziel decides to come back and quit rehab the Aggies are irrelevant. Yeah they got a good coach and some talented offensive playmakers but unless they got 10 more Myles Garretts on defense they can't stop anybody.
Florida 18-1 Well the good news is Will Muschamp is no longer roaming the sidelines looking for someone to yell at. Gator fans can also look forward to a cake September schedule. But once October rolls around expect many, many losses.
South Carolina 25-1 This will be Steve Spurrier's final season and it won't be a pretty one.
Kentucky 75-1 Basketball school.
Vanderbilt 100-1 Nobody gives a shit.
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Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Lebron James Gets Called a "Pussy Ass Bitch" By a Female Warriors Fan
You gotta respect Lebron's reaction to this. He knows he's got Warriors fans balls, or in this case labia, in the palm of his hand and there is nothing they can do about it except shout vulgarities at him. The only thing that would have made this video better is if the camera panned to the women and revealed it was one of Lebron's baby mamas.
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Lindsey Pelas Running Slow Motion Makes Hump Day Much More Bearable
Those warlocks are lethal.
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Tuesday, June 09, 2015
Texas Softball Girl's Catcher Loves To Throw Elbows at the Plate
Who knew Texas softball could be so rough?
Look I could understand ignoring the first elbow she threw on the girl crossing home plate. Maybe it was an accident and she didn't realize she was stepping into the runner. I could fully rationalize it with how uncoordinated females can be at times whether it's putting makeup on in their car while driving or playing catcher.
But the second time? Holy fuck I would have lost my shit. Kudos to the base runner for somewhat remaining calm and not knocking the shit out of the catcher. I would have walked onto the field, even if it was my own daughter who was the catcher, and pulled her out of the game or confronted the umpires and the opposing coach if it was my daughter's team who was on the receiving end.
But in all seriousness if you are Charlie Strong I think you make a few phone calls and signs this chick up as your new starting linebacker. It couldn't hurt especially with the hurting the Fighting Irish are going to give them on September 5th.
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This Nick Chubb Freshman Highlights Video Will Get you Pumped for 2015
Last season as a true freshman Georgia tailback Nick Chubb continued the tradition of Tailback U and replaced suspended Todd Gurley and arguably had the best season for a runningback in the last 8 games. 1547 yards and 14 TDs don't lie. Could a 2000 yard season be on the docket for Chubb? It's possible considering UGA and Mark Richt need to ride the Chubb Strong train if they got any legitimate shot at a SEC Title.
Prediction: Chubb runs for 1700 yards nearly breaking Herschel's record. UGA comes close once again to a SEC Title only to "Georgia" a game against an inferior opponent.
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Monday, June 08, 2015
Playboy Model Nasia Jansen is Great at Doing Double Nunchucks
Ok we get it Nasia. You are really good at flipping nunchucks around like Bruce Lee. But what we really want to know since you are in a bikini and all is how fast can you make me a sandwich? Because let's be honest here. Besides the bedroom activities all we really care about is food and not some silly nunchucks Nasia.
Full disclosure this girl would kick my ass in less than 5 seconds with those nunchucks because the last thing I would be looking at is the actual nunchucks.
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Tuesday, June 02, 2015
Joey Gallo Makes His MLB Debut Tonight and Here is a Little League Picture with Him and Bryce Harper
Way back in the day when me and @Bharper3407 were 8 and 9 years old! #TBT #moundvisit pic.twitter.com/Sgauqhap9P
— Joey Gallo (@JoeyGallo24) January 16, 2014
Joey Gallo makes his MLB debut tonight for the Texas Rangers and the highly ranked prospect has already played with a ballplayer you may have heard of: Bryce Harper. Yup before they even had as much as a whisker on their balls they were playing Little League together in Las Vegas.
There must be some serious radioactive powers out there in Las Vegas because Kris Bryant is also from the area. So you got three young guys with all plus plus power coming out of the same area. Baseball might not be as entertaining as it was during the steroid era but you can't deny the young superstars coming up right now will make it must watch television for the next decade.
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So Yeah Family Guy Pretty Much Predicted Bruce Jenner Would Become A Woman
This Family Guy episode went live 6 years before Bruce Jenner revealed he was going to cut off his dick and balls and become Caitlyn. I can kind of get how Seth McFarlane just throws random jokes at the wall hoping one might stick but he nailed the shit out of this one. Which makes me wonder if McFarlane had some inside info back then because how in the hell would anyone predict the world's greatest athlete from the 70's would eventually become a female? It's just too inconceivable. It's almost as funny as ESPN deciding to give Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award because he decided to become a female. I'm not exactly sure what is courageous about it but then again I've never wanted to slice off my manhood. But that's just me and I guess I'm the weirdo now in this beautiful world. That Kardashian family is the gift that just keeps on giving.
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Monday, June 01, 2015
Atlanta Hawks Reveal New Logos
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The Malik Zaire Era Begins Video Should Get You Fired UP
September 5th vs Texas can't get here fast enough. Yes Notre Dame junior quarterback Malik Zaire only has one start under his belt but it was an electrifying one vs LSU in the Music City Bowl. And to think Zaire basically only played in two games last year (USC and LSU) and he had nearly 200 yards rushing against some talented defenses. Now imagine what Zaire will do this season for the Fighting Irish with a roster returning every offensive starter except tight end.
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The 4 Horsemen 2015 Edition Irish Green Shirt is now available
CLICK HERE TO BUY the 2015 shirt version of the 4 Horsemen. The ground and pound will be strong with all 4 of these horsemen running wild in 2015.
Order the exclusive 4 Horsemen shirt here.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Krush Bryant Chicago Shirt
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