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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

New Hey Urban Liar Snitches Get Stitches Shirt



From Gainesville to Ann Arbor to South Bend and beyond many in the college football world are yelling at Urban Meyer: "HEY URBAN LIAR, SNITCHES GET STITCHES!"

Now you can get the shirt that will be the hit at any tailgate, party, wedding, Sunday school, prison, etc. This is the people's shirt. Comes in both navy and royal. Pick your poison and feel free to snitch about it to everybody you know.

And before you even ask yes Aaron Hernandez has already bought a murderer's dozen for all his new buddies.

This is a Shirt we can back: Hugs For Votes #VoteFreddie



Atlanta Braves designated hugger/first baseman Freddie Freeman is in a competitive All-Star vote war with rookie sensation Yasiel Puig for the final spot. Of course everybody on ESPN has been shilling for Puig to make the All-Star team so some of Freeman's teammates thought it was time to show their support for their favorite hugger on the team. The t-shirt is a subtle hint that Freeman not only delivers the best hugs but he also delivers when runners are in scoring position and he deserves your vote. So do your part and #VoteFreddie today. ESPN even has the PTI guys doing their dirty work. This is openly campaigning for Puig to make the All-Star team despite only playing a little over one month of the season.

Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Carlos Gomez With The Game Saving Over-The-Fence Catch To Rob Joey Votto



With two outs in the ninth and the tying run at 3rd base Joey Votto stepped to the plate. Votto delivered a crushing blow to straight away center in what appeared to be the game-winner. But Brewer's centerfielder Carlos Gomez had other plans. With a steady pace to the outfield track and a snug lean into the fence Gomez hopped like he was on a small trampoline and took away Votto's majestic shot. No guts. No glory. Brewers win.

Monday, July 08, 2013

Manny Machado Has A Decent Arm



Manny Machado just turned 21 on Saturday. He's on pace to beat Earl Webb's record 67 doubles in a season. But the highlight of his season might be this incredibly strong throw across the diamond. Not bad kid. Not bad at all.

Sunday, July 07, 2013

Everett Golson Talks About His Future At Notre Dame



Well this makes me feel a little better. Not much. Get your shit together Golson. Too much is on the line to get kicked out of school when greatness is on the cusp of reality.

Thursday, July 04, 2013

Happy Birthday America!



On this July 4th don't ever forget what America was founded on. The 3 B's. Boobs, Beer, and Baseball. Get all of it today. America. Fuck Yeah.

Wednesday, July 03, 2013

You Think Homer Bailey Gives A Fuck About His Second No-Hitter?



Spoken like a true professional. Homer Bailey, covered in shaving cream pie after pitching his second no-hitter of his career, could give a fuck about his measly walk in the 7th inning. You got to love the honesty.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Notre Dame Authentic Game Model Footballs For Sale $99



We only got 24 left of the Notre Dame Authentic Game Model Footballs with the iconic leprechaun on them for $99. That's $50 off what the ND Bookstore is selling them.

EDIT: Make that 22 left. Order your official #NDFB today!

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Kate Upton Topless On A Horse Will Break The Internet


TMZ.com has the earth shattering video.  We all win with this one.



Tony Soprano is Dead...RIP James Gandolfini



Tough news here for the SportsCrack family.  The Sopranos was our favorite show back in college.   Every Sunday night was must watch TV on HBO with James Gandolfini playing the iconic Tony Soprano.  Gandolfini was only 51 years old when he passed yesterday in Italy.  RIP big man.  You will be missed.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Tailgate Like A Champion T-Shirts Only $5 Today!

Today only you can get the world famous TAILGATE LIKE A CHAMPION t-shirt for only $5.  For less than a meal you can get a shirt that makes you the life of any tailgate or party.  Raise your hand if you need a beer...might as well get this guy two!




Tuesday, June 18, 2013

El Oso Blanco Breaks Bat Over His Back




The Redwood Forest wouldn't have a chance if El Oso Blanco resided in it much less a flimsy Louisville Slugger over his back.  Evan Gattis is a tough hombre.  All day strong.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

NBA Players Read Mean Tweets On Jimmy Kimmel



The truth can hurt sometimes.  It can also set you free.  These mean tweets nearly made me pee.

Sunday, June 09, 2013

Viva Puig...Puig Knows Shirt



In the immortalized words of Vin Scully: "VIVA PUIG!"  The Cuban sensation has taken over the baseball world in his first 4 career games.  Los Angeles can't get enough of Viva Puig so we figured a shirt was due.  The 5-tool athlete can hit the ball out of the park in all directions, gun out base runners from the warning track, and his all-around hustle has revived a team.

He's the new Bo Jackson.  Puig Knows.

Get the Viva Puig Shirt Here!

#VIVAPUIG

#PUIGKNOWS




Monday, June 03, 2013

Friday, May 24, 2013

The Legend of El Oso Blanco



Courtesy of 680 The Fan's Rob Jenner comes this classic clip called "The Legend of El Oso Blanco."  Evan Gattis has already become the man, the myth, and the legend with his 10 homers, beard, rawdogging it with no batting gloves approach to hitting and the way his teammates love him.  The White Bear needed a great tribute and now he has one thanks to Jenner.  Well done sir.  Well done.

PS-I love the little dig they did on Yunel Escobar.  Whatever happened to that frosted tip d bag?





Thursday, May 23, 2013

Koji Uehara Goes Pearl Harbor on Shane Victorino



I hope the Flyin' Hawaiian is okay after taking this blindsided high five from teammate Koji Uehara. I haven't seen that kind of surprise on a Hawaiian's face since Ben Affleck died in that awful Pearl Harbor movie. I'm kind of disappointed Koji didn't scream "BONSAI!" right before slapping Victorino. You gotta do it to keep up team morale right?  It's the American way after all or something like that.

Fun fact: I had no idea Uehara was still in the league.  He was one of my favorite Orioles a few years ago because he always seemed like a big team guy whether starting or coming out of the bullpen.  But what makes him a legend in Baltimore is he got traded to the Rangers for Tommy Hunter and some 25-year-old slugger Chris Davis.  Yes the same Chris Davis who leads the majors in home runs and extra base hits.  And now Hunter is the best arm out of the bullpen for the O's.  Not a bad trade at all for the Orioles.  Laughs maniacally.

Michael Bourn With The Charity Homer For Miguel Cabrera

Seriously Michael Bourn. I don't think the Triple Crown winner needs any more help. Hey we all fuck up here and there. It's just part of the game. But this was almost up there with Jose Canseco taking a header for a homer in terms of fuck ups. Laugh all you want Bourn but coach Lou Brown is not going to put up with this shit much longer.

This Deer vs Bus Video is Priceless

The dubbing in with sound is perfect. This is a 5 star Youtube video if I have ever seen one.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Evan Gattis With Another Pinch Hit Homer in the Bottom of the 9th



He may only be a rookie but there is little doubt El Oso Blanco is a living legend.  At this rate I can't wait to see the 30 on 30 special on Evan Gattis.  This is getting beyond a Hollywood script.  It's almost unfathomable what Gattis has done in the first quarter season in an Atlanta Braves uniform when just 3 years ago he was out of baseball.  Gattis was literally living in a van down by the river and now he is hitting Gattis Bombs in clutch situations in the Show.



Buy the original and still the best El Oso Blanco shirt here!