Pam Oliver Got a Pigskin Facial From Andrew Luck

Gotta keep your head on a swivel at all times. A veteran cougar like Pam Oliver should know that.

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Tennessee and Adidas Reveal New Vols TECHFIT Uniform

This will be the first and probably only time you ever hear these words come out of my mouth when it comes to a Tennessee Volunteers football uniform: I like them. In fact I think these should become their permanent uniforms. The black/charcoal color looks really good. I know the Volunteers faithful are religious demigods about their helmet but if they could have made those matte black with the orange T popping on them then it would have been absolute perfection.

Brian Kelly Leads Running Back Cam McDaniel Into a Hilarious Fail Moment

Poor Cam McDaniel. The third string tailback had to be the first to run into the backwards gauntlet sled after head coach Brian Kelly yelled "NO, IT'S NOT BACKWARDS!"

You can see Kelly trying to withhold his laughter after he realizes he fucked up. Luckily McDaniel wasn't hurt. His ego on the other hand?

Atlanta Braves Bat Boy Handles The Real Thing

A live bat landed in the infield last night during yet another Phillies ass whooping by the hands of the Atlanta Braves at the Ted. Infielder Paul Janish scooped up Bruce Wayne fearlessly and delivered him to the bat boy. The bat boy then proceeds to take the bat into the Braves dugout and like a breaking curveball Dan Uggla totally flinches as usual.

Michigan State Pulls The Fake Mannequin On It's Players and Coaches, Hilarity Ensues

I guess the Spartans forgot that whole "coach Mark Dantonio had a heart attack" issue from a couple of seasons ago because holy shit they pulled a fast one on him. Luckily for Michigan State he took it like a good sport and didn't drop dead on the spot. That would have been awkward.

Video of Tom Brady's Knee Getting Shredded

Buh-bye sweet prince. I guess we can go ahead and scratch out the New England Patriots as Super Bowl contenders. Oh wait never mind. They got Tebow. Hallelujah. The Messiah is back!

Which New Coach in the SEC Has the More Embarrassing Song: Butch Jones or Brett Bielema?

The SEC fan bases can be a little "eccentric" at times. In other words they are so obsessed with their teams they have to find a way to express their love and devotion through musical lyrics. Unfortunately for new head coach Butch Jones some dipshit...I mean "fanatic"...created a song in honor of the first year coach. It's about as pretty as the checkered end zones in Neyland.



And not to be outdone are the Arkansas faithful with "I'm a Bielemer" tribute song.



So which one is more embarrassing?

I got to go with Arkansas. Only because two assholes decided to participate in it.

It's Been 700 Days Since Michigan Scored A Touchdown vs Notre Dame

We are still 17 long days till college football kicks off but that is nothing in compared to the last time Michigan scored a touchdown against Notre Dame. It's been 700 days. I wouldn't worry about Michigan though. They are a really close knit team.



Those two were made for each other.

Top 5 College Football Entrances

1. Virginia Tech's "Enter Sandman" into Lane Stadium is electrifying. Goose bump city. I would run through a wall coming out of the tunnel to that crowd and song.



2. University of Colorado with Ralphie the Buffalo running wild on the field. Some people like sideline reporter Jim Knox just can't handle the overall awesomeness of a wild beast running rampant in Boulder. It's about the only thing worth watching when it comes to Colorado football.



3. FSU's Spear in the middle of the field is fucking epic. Never been a Semen holes fan but I can admit their entrance is one of the best in college football.



4. Tennessee's running through the "T" formed by the Pride of the Southland Marching Band is a tradition unlike any other in the SEC.



5. Clemson coming down the hill in Death Valley after touching Howard's Rock brings chills to the purple and orange faithful.



Honorable mention: Wisconsin's Jump Around. Only because it is between the third and fourth quarters is why it doesn't get into the top 5 entrances. Still awesome to see so many drunks in Madison going crazy.

No Way Jose...Iglesias Does Nearly the Impossible

Unfortunately this play didn't make it on SportsCenter last night. If it doesn't involve Johnny Football, Tim Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, A Roid, or some faux racism angle it just doesn't make the cut on ESPN. Sad but true. Anyways it's a hell of an acrobatic play by Detroit Tiger's shortstop Jose Iglesias to get the out at first. Detroit better watch out for the stampeding train gaining traction on them in the Kansas City Royals. KC is only 6.5 games back in the AL Central and with their young talent they should be a fun team to watch down the stretch.

Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2013 SHAMROCK SERIES HydroFX Revolution Speed Mini Helmets For Sale

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Boob Grab at PGA Championship

Via BustedCoverage comes this orchestrated boob grab from the PGA Championship. In terms of boob grabs it loses a point because it was so planned out. Boob grabs are always better when they just come out natural. Like oh hey there's a boob. Grab it! In terms of overall boob they look like a handful. In terms of funny it's about a 5. Not bad but not that great either. But then again there are no bad boob grabs. None. Especially on live tv.

Johnny Manziel's Attorneys Predict He Will Start Vs Rice, Appear to be a Firm Called Broke and Back

Yes those are the official pictures of lawyers representing Johnny Manziel. No that is not Champ Kind from Anchorman and they do not represent Broke and Back. They are actual Texas lawyers. And they believe their client Manziel will play vs Rice.

"I can't say much," Darnell told USA TODAY Sports, "other than we're working through the process. He's cooperating with the investigation. We think when all this comes out on the other end, he'll be the starting quarterback for the Aggies against Rice."

Well that's all we needed to know. When you are facing two attorneys with cowboy hats you have little to no chance of beating them. It's just common knowledge. Don't ever fuck with a guy wearing a cowboy hat.

See you game day Johnny Football.

The Old Ball Coach Doesn't Need His Stinkin' Shirt

AND GET OFF HIS PRACTICE FIELD!!!

I gotta give it up for Steve Spurrier. The guy has finally hit speed dial for bat shit crazy. There is no going half way here with Spurrier. Just pure unadulterated old man tit-tahs. Spurrier knows something. Probably that his Cocks are going to finally win the SEC East because their schedule isn't overloaded with SEC West powerhouses while Georgia and Florida play the little sisters. Not this year fellas.

Sick tan by the way. Not even kidding. His tan is winning.

The Pirates Have Cracked The Matrix and Sit in First Place

They said it couldn't be done. It's been over 20 years since the Pirates even sniffed a playoff game or even had a winning record. But The Marte has helped change all that. He is the one.

Well one of many who have helped Pittsburgh into first place in the NL Central. Currently they have 69 wins to 44 losses and sit 3 games ahead of the St. Louis Cardinals. With 49 games left all they have to do is go 13-36 to insure a winning season. But these Buccos have much bigger plans. If they only go .500 ball then they win 94 games and would probably win the division and most certainly will be guaranteed a Wild Card spot. Are they a World Series contender? I have a hard time believing it. But then again I didn't think Starling Marte could pull a Neo. So anything is possible.

The US Open Starts Today in Oak Hill, Check Out Rory McIlroy's Pad in Florida

Yeah I know this video of Rory McIlroy's home down in Jupiter, FL has nothing to do with the US Open starting in Oak Hill Country Club up in Rochester, NY today but I've always been fascinated by athlete or celebrities homes. Like where do they keep the dead hookers? Are the slaves always in the bottom dungeon? Just a few of the questions that pop in my head along with number of bedrooms and bathrooms. Since ESPN keeps getting away from actual sports highlights I say they do a show just on athlete's homes. It can be hosted by Darren Rovell and sponsored by Nike and Bose. Nice pad by the way McIlroy. But it's missing a key ingredient: Guinness tap. I thought all rich Irishmen had one of those.

Carolina Panthers Organization are Good People, Let Jack from Make-A-Wish Foundation Coach For a Day

Awesome video. Major props go out to the Carolina Panthers for making one of Jack's wishes come true. Who wouldn't want to coach a NFL team for a day?

Jack sounds like he has some coaching chops in him. Hell he already is taller than Nick Saban. Go get 'em Jack!

Video via ExtraMustard

Peyton and Eli Manning Rap "Football On Your Phone"

Peyton Manning and Eli Manning are obviously not rap artists but I can say with 100% certainty that this "Football on your Phone" rap song is a million times better than anything Jay-Z has produced. It's not even debatable. So good job Manning brothers. You guys have more game than that rich fucker who says he owns the Brooklyn Nets but really doesn't and is more fake than the "baby" he conceived with Beyonce. Awesome.

PS-Do people actually use DirecTV willingly? I had it for about three weeks nearly a decade ago and all I remember is it going out if you sneezed or farted too loud. You might as well hold bunny ears over your flat screen you cheap ass.

Top Ten Trick Plays of College Football

Just to wet your appetite. I know you can taste the blood. It's almost here. College football heaven.