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Thursday, January 22, 2015

2015 NFL Bad Lip Reading Video is again Hilarious



I could watch this shit all day.  These videos consistently make me laugh hard enough where my sides hurt (or that could be my liver screaming for a new one).

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Rex Ryan was asked today by Buffalo Bills Press "How Much Are You Salivating to Get Your Hands on that D?"



Talk about an awkward way to start your coaching stint in Buffalo.  How do you even answer this question with a straight face?  Fuck I'm 35 years old and I would be giggling like a little school girl if someone asked me anything remotely close to this.  I guess that is why Rex Ryan makes the big bucks and I'm just a lonely t-shirt peddler.

HT: BarStool Sports

Monday, December 29, 2014

New Michigan Jim Harbaugh Shirt: Home is Where The Harbaugh Is


Michigan finally got their man.  Now you can show your support for Harbaugh with this original "Home is Where The Harbaugh Is" shirt from SportsCrack.com

Taking pre orders now.  Shipping starts early next week on these limited edition shirts.

Thursday, December 04, 2014

Adolf Hitler Wants Mark Richt Fired



There is no reason to even argue with the Fuhrer.  Mark Richt has to go.  You let a team full of Nerds run all over you.  You let Mizzou win your division...again.  You have year after year Top 10 recruiting classes and yet you struggle to stay in the top 25.  Fire Mark Richt.

HT Doug

Friday, November 14, 2014

UGA Releases "We Are One" Hype Video for Auburn Game



If you love college football these are the type of videos that give you goosebumps.  These are the type of videos that make Saturdays in the fall so special.  These are the type of hype videos that will make you run that extra mile when you had nothing left in the tank.  After Georgia players watch this video I have little doubt they are going to lay a whole lot of hurt on Auburn tomorrow between the hedges.

Prediction: UGA 99  Auburn 2

Friday, November 07, 2014

Catholics vs Condoms Shirts Now For Sale


Get ready for the big game in three weeks in South Central with this classic Catholics vs Condoms t-shirt.  This exclusive design is bound to get plenty of laughs from your Trojan friends and/or enemies.





LSUFreek on Ole Miss Fairy Tale Season Coming to an End

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It was so promising at one point.  Good Bo Wallace was leading the underdog Rebels to outstanding wins vs the likes of Bama and then all of a sudden Bad Bo Wallace decided to show up.  He threw the fateful pick vs LSU when they had a chance to tie it and then star wideout Laquon Treadwell aka "Money Bags" broke his leg and fumbled at the goal line while going in for what could have been the winning score vs Auburn last week.  Ole Miss dream season comes to crashing halt.  But all is not lost Rebels fans.  You can still beat the mighty Presbetyrians this week and end your arch rivals Bulldogs dream of Playoff hopes in the Egg Bowl in a few weeks.  So keep your head up.

You better Bo-lieve too!


Thursday, October 30, 2014

Geico Has a New Brady Hoke Commercial



Now that is just mean.

Everyone knows Brady Hoke is more plump than that.



Tuesday, October 21, 2014

BO-lieve Shirt



This BO-lieve shirt is for all the Rebels out there.

Limited edition so order it quickly before they sell out.


Jimbo Fisher Gets Heated With Media Because He Blindly Supports Jameis Winston



What did Jimbo Fisher expect when he is the only one supporting a guy in Jameis Winston who has been accused of rape, theft, yelling vulgar sexual references in front of women, and getting paid for autographs in less than 10 months?  Oh and to top it all off he got a referee in his back pocket to make a bull shit call on the final play of the game.  You dug your own grave with this Jimbo.  You can't bathe with dog shit and not expect to come out looking and smelling like dog shit.

Let's all be perfectly honest here because we know Jimbo can't be.  If Jameis Winston played any other position besides starting QB he would have been kicked out of FSU a long time ago.  The #1 concern for Jimbo and the FSU administration is winning football games.  It's why they have been the ultimate success on the field.  But off the field this FSU program is a disgrace to college football and society.  They have thrown out integrity so their star player can get away with just about anything, including sexual assault.  So Jimbo don't get pissy with the media when they want to hold people accountable for their actions while you turn a blind eye.

Go cash your 7 figure check and answer the fucking questions or you can do the right thing and take off the blinders and get a fucking clue like Mark Richt has done at Georgia.  It's not always just about winning.  It's about integrity and winning the right way while "educating" your players to do the right thing on and off the field.  Clearly you can't see it.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Kiffin's Krimson Korner is Spot On Hilarious

Thursday, September 25, 2014

The "Air Julio" Shirt is Here


You have seen this high flying receiver dominate the League by making acrobatic catches from Matty Ice for the past three seasons and now it's time you show some support for "Air Julio."  This exclusive Air Julio Shirt has a vintage look and feel to it.

Be sure to order your "Air Julio" shirt and show off your ATL Pride with this DirtyBird creation.

The "Flyin' Hawaiian" Duck In Command Shirt


This just came in stock this week!  It's called the Flyin' Hawaiian Duck In Command Shirt.  This Duck is a HEI8MAN front runner and has been nearly unstoppable during his college career.  Show your support for the Flyin' Hawaiian with this classic vintage shirt from SportsCrack.com.


Wednesday, September 24, 2014

20 Years Ago Today: The Miracle At Michigan



20 years ago today the hearts of Michigan faithful in the Big House were stomped in stunning fashion as Colorado's Kordell Stewart completed the improbably Hail Mary to Michael Westbrook as time expired.  I remember watching this game vividly.  I was 15 at the time and as a Notre Dame fan I always rooted for Michigan to lose no matter what.  When the Colorado Buffaloes traveled to Ann Arbor I thought they would win the game rather easily.  This was back when Colorado football was good and Kordell Stewart was a legit Heisman Trophy candidate.  They needed the miracle play and for them good fortune was there with the tip.  Still brings chills to my spine listening to legendary commentator Keith Jackson do the play by play.  "Only despair for the Maize and Blue!"

Thursday, September 18, 2014

This Gatorade Derek Jeter Commercial is Perfect



As you know I'm not the biggest Yankees fan in the world.  In fact I pretty much loathe them being I grew up an Orioles fan and then became a die hard Braves fan when we moved to Georgia.  But I've always respected Derek Jeter and the way he plays the game.  His hustle and his attitude and obviously his talent have never been seen in the pinstripes at the shortstop position.  Like Cal Ripken Jr. you knew you were watching a great player who has respect throughout the entire game.  No one hates Jeter. No one.  Except maybe that one supermodel he gave love bumps but that is neither here nor there.  This commercial, as much as it pains me to say, gave me goose bumps.  Not love bumps. Goose bumps.  Good knowing you Captain.




Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Jameis Winston Holds A Press Conference To Talk About His Suspension for Screaming "F*#K Her Right in the P&ssy"


Jameis Winston has a shiny new National Title ring and a Heisman Trophy but apparently he has never gotten what most of us have: common sense.  Yesterday Winston got on top of a cafeteria table in front of hundreds of his fellow students at FSU and shouted multiple times "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!"  Pretty hilarious coming from a guy who was accused of rape less than a year ago and got caught stealing crabs in Publix.  Remarkably he has never missed any football game action from the first two offenses but head coach Jimbo Fisher had enough today and suspended his immature star QB for the first half against Clemson this Saturday.

And unfortunately for FSU fans Winston decided to have a press conference to talk about his suspension.  You can go to Seminoles.com and listen to it.  I must warn you though it is hard to decipher what exactly Jameis is saying.  Here is how I felt after listening to Jameis rambling press conference:



Mr. Winston what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. 

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Giancarlo Stanton's Face Looks Good To Go



Yeah I guess a fastball to the face does tend to leave a mark.

I think it looks great personally.  I can't really see anything.  Ship shape!

HeismanPundit Has Everett Golson in his Top 5 Heisman Trophy Watch List




Week 3 of the HeismanPundit.com Heisman Watch has a familiar face entering at #4...


4. Everett Golson, SO, QB, Notre Dame

Golson continues to play at a high level as Notre Dame moved to 3-0 after beating Purdue, 30-14. He threw for 259 yards and two touchdowns and added 56 yards and a touchdown on the ground. He’s off to a great start, but circle October 4 (Stanford) and October 18 (Florida State) on the calendar. Those dates will be Golson’s Heisman proving ground.

Season Stats: 62 of 92, 780 yards, 64.6%, 7 TDs, 0 INTs, 156.8 rating, 83 rush yards, 4 TDs.

Season Pace: 3,120 passing yards, 28 TDs, 332 rushing yards, 16 TDs.

No argument here.  3 weeks into the season and Golson has gone from Heisman outsider to one of the favorites just behind Marcus Mariota, Todd Gurley, and Nick Marshall.  If and it's a big IF Notre Dame goes undefeated during the regular season and Golson puts up anything close to those season pace stats of 44 TDs it doesn't matter what those other 3 guys do in front of him.  Golson will win the Heisman because it's a national program and voters are more inclined to vote for someone out of their region but then you got Gurley and Marshall splitting the vote in the Southeast, Mariota winning the Northwest but then you got the whole rest of the country voters leaning toward Golson.

Of course we still get 9 games to go and anything can happen.  This is college football after all.

Bovada SportsBook has Golson at 10/1 odds which is also 4th among betting favorites behind Mariota, Gurley, and Texas A&M's Kenny Hill.



LSU Looks Like a Fun Place to Drunk Make Out and Watch Brawls



Young drunk love is the best.  There's nothing better than just totally making out with some girl at a football game.  And to top it all off while sucking face hammered you stumble onto some fellow LSU coeds who for some bizarre reason are sitting there trying to watch a football game.  Losers!  It's make out time.

But that's not the only shits and giggles that goes on during LSU football games.  Before kickoff you can tailgate with your favorite douche frat boy.  Just don't dare wear anything other than a white dress up shirt or you could get pummeled.  How dare you wear purple to a LSU football game!



I love the look on that guy's face.  He is just like damn, white people be crazy.


Monday, September 08, 2014

Brand New "Hey Michigan Who's Chicken Now?" Rivalry Score 2014 Shirts



The two winningest college football programs in history met for the final time this past Saturday.  

Michigan head coach Brady Hoke called Notre Dame "chicken" for not extending the rivalry past 2014.  Notre Dame responded by laying an absolute ass whooping to scUM 37*-0 (It was 37 points because we all know that last Devin Gardner INT returned for a TD should have counted) during a rowdy South Bend fall night.  

The series may be over but now you can get the last laugh with this classic t-shirt that comes in both IRISH GREEN and NAVY.