SportsCrack Blog

Tuesday, August 14, 2007


FURTHER PROOF ARKANSAS WILL LOSE AT LEAST 6 GAMES
Arkansas' off season has been full of crap ever since they lost to Florida in the SEC Championship and it took another bad turn on Monday. Their leading receiver, the 6'6 Giraffe who goes by the name of Marcus Monk is out at least 4-6 weeks with a knee injury.

I'm not a doctor but even I know that knee surgeries are something you just can't slap some Robitussin on it and do some rehab and instantly you are healed. Especially if you are as tall as Monk and have knees similar to Barbaro. I'm not saying we should kill the poor bastard but I do think this is further proof that Arkansas is going to be really bad this season.

Yes, they still have super studs RBs Darren McFadden and Felix Jones but what else? They lost their QB Mitch Mustain. They lost their best defensive players in Jamaal Anderson and Chris Houston. Their coach Houston Nutt is holding on to his sanity by a thread as we speak after all the bullshit he has had to endure from the Arkansas "faith"ful.

Arkansas came out of nowhere last season but this year will be different. Defenses will be keying in on their runningbacks and won't be scared of Dick (Casey Dick that is) hurting them with long sustained drives down their throat. There is just no other way around it...

Arkansas is going to suck Dick.

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