SportsCrack Blog

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

SUPER MARIO BROTHERS CAN'T SAVE THE ROCKIES

Just hearing the theme music brings back memories of a painful, lonely childhood where me, Luigi, and Mario would battle all day to save the stupid Princess. I say stupid because she was such a slut with her fancy little dress and her wandering eyes. Oh fuck, I need to get out more.

HT: Deadspin

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