SportsCrack Blog

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

BOBBY PETRINO IS GARBAGE
Bobby the Snake Petrino just dumped the Falcons to take the head coaching job for the Arkansas Razorbacks. Another brilliant move by GM Rich McKay and owner Blank, Petrino should fit in perfectly with the Sabans and Meyers of the SEC. By fitting in I mean he is a cocksucking a-hole who likes his ass wiped in circles while being fed baby seal blubber.

Hopefully this was a worked out trade in which the Falcons get Darren McFadden in the NFL draft.

3 comments:

Mac G said...
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Mac G said...

How does McKay still keep this job? This guy has made bad move after move. The Patriots are going to get DMac with the 49ers pick, you know this is going to happen.

Matt Fairchild (matt@sportscrack.com) said...

McKay should be fired but Blank is too nice. Falcons will finish with the second worst record but with McKay at the helm I'm sure they will pass on McFadden and draft a big floppy like Matt Ryan.