MY WIFE GOT A NEW IPHONE

I've been busy as shit lately trying to play catch up in the magical rat race of internet sports blogging that I completely forgot to mention my wife got a new IPhone. I know, I know, who gives a shit but the features are really cool in comparison to my old clunker. I got to admit I'm a little jealous she has one while I suffer with this old technology in which AT&T says I'm not due for a cell phone upgrade until July 2009.

Fucking pricks.

Anyways, here is what I have been dealing with the past couple of days with my wife as she bitches about her IPhone features...