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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

SIGN ME UP FOR "MACHETE"



Robert Rodriguez film: CHECK
Danny Trejo: CHECK
Robert De Niro: CHECK
A drugged up Lindsay Lohan: CHECK
Jessica Alba greased up: CHECK
Brutal rampage of revenge plot: CHECK

Naked chick pulling cell phone out of her you know what: FUCKING AWESOME

Seriously if you don't go see this movie you are probably either Mormon or a complete fucking loser. More than likely both. No offense to the losers out there.


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