SportsCrack Blog

Monday, May 09, 2011

THIRTY FUCKING FIVE


35. It's a number. A very shitty number for the Baltimore Orioles right now.

It's the combined number of RBIs on the season from their #2-4 hitters in the lineup. Yep. Nick Markakis, Derrek Lee, and Vlad Guerrero have a combined 35 RBI's in the first 33 games of the season. Pathetic. Horrid. Fucking old guy Lance Berkman has almost as many by himself.

I shouldn't just pick on Markakis, Lee and Vlad since pretty much the whole Orioles lineup has sucked balls this season but these guys get paid the big bucks to drive in runs. They are suppose to be the leaders of a resurgent Orioles squad. And so far they haven't done dick. Until these three start to hit their weight the O's are doomed for last place in the AL East. Again.

Time to wake up ya fucking dicks.

1 comment:

Dooms Day Dawg said...

As I am sure that you know, hitting for some odd reason is contagious. Once the middle part of the order starts swinging the bats everyone else will fall in line. However, I do not expect much from Vladimir this year. I think he is on his last leg and anything offense that he provides will be gravy.