SportsCrack Week 2 Top 10 Teams and Heisman Contenders

Every week this season I will be releasing the SportsCrack top 10 teams along with our Heisman Trophy front runners.  Be sure to add how much you agree with me in the comments.


1.  Alabama - Yes I know they got out gained and pushed around at times by an average Hokies team but they are still the two-time returning National Champs.

2.  South Carolina - They looked awesome even with Clowney shitting the bed in the opener vs North Carolina.  Huge game this week vs Georgia in Athens.

3.  Clemson - The Tigers beat a very good Georgia team.  With Tajh Boyd they can beat anybody.

4.  Oregon - The stat sheet they put up vs Nicholls State is ludicrous.

5.  Stanford - They didn't play.  Too busy watching Revenge of the Nerds.

6.  LSU - I will be the first to admit I wasn't sure if Les Miles and the gang had it in them to beat TCU.
They did impressively.

7.  Notre Dame - Put the cruise control on after scoring early vs Temple.  Brian Kelly has no idea what Michigan football is.  Awesome.

8.  FSU - Jameis Winston put on a show Monday night.  With him at QB the Noles can compete with anybody.  Yes even SEC teams.

9.  Louisville - I don't see anybody on their schedule that can beat them.  Granted they don't play anybody.

10.  Ohio State - Their defense still looks very suspect.  Luckily for Urban none of his players were named suspects by the Columbus PD.  Not this week at least.


Top 5 Heisman Front Runners

1.  Jameis Winston, FSU - Nobody was more impressive this weekend.  25-for-27 with 5 TDs overall.  Flat out stud.

2.  Tajh Boyd, Clemson - Made every big play vs Georgia in an "upset" win.

3.  Marcus Mariota, Oregon - Deadly for Scoregon again.

4.  Teddy Bridgewater, Louisville - If I had the 1st pick in the NFL Draft I'm taking Bridgewater over Clowney.

5.  Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M; Todd Gurley, Georgia - I couldn't pick one over the other.  Gurley is the best back in the nation.  No question about that.  Manziel is of course the reigning Heisman winner.

Famous Jameis Winston Exceeds Lofty Expectations

All spring and summer I've been hearing constant talk from FSU fans about how "Godly" redshirt freshman QB Jameis Winston was playing in practice.  Winston was in their eyes the next Charlie Ward yet better.  Granted I've heard some of the same stories about EJ Manuel and Chris Rix so I tempered my expectations.  Last night not only did Winston meet those expectations he speared them to the ground.

"Famous Jameis" completed 25-of-27 passes for 4 touchdowns and also ran for another vs Pitt in a primetime Monday night game on ESPN.  Winston literally looked like he was playing 7-on-7 with the precision and accuracy he was putting on his passes to his receivers.  Winston was simply unstoppable. He did look like Ward but better.  The FSU fans were right for once.  And it wasn't like he shredded some awful defense.  Pitt was a top 20 overall defense last season who returned 8 starters.

Jameis Winston is the real deal.  He looked like a senior last night.  Is he the Heisman frontrunner?  I wouldn't go that far but with Winston at QB I think this is the first legit Seminoles team to compete for a Natty in over a decade.  Winston is that great.

Mark your calendar for October 19th.  FSU travels to Clemson in a game that could essentially be an elimination game to get into the BCS Title game.  With Clemson's impressive win over Georgia it looks like they can compete for a title.  Granted we are still 6 weeks away from FSU vs Clemson but it looks like it will be an epic matchup that could not only determine who plays for the ACC Championship but also who is the Heisman frontrunner and who still has a shot at winning it all.

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USC Looked Solid Last Night

Poor USC.  What's next...the Hawaii kicker going to lay someone out?  Lane Kiffin has slowly destroyed the once proud program.  It's a joke how bad they are now.  They beat Hawaii but the Fighting Rainbows only won 3 games last year and two of those were against non FCS schools.  Go home USC...you're drunk!

Top 10 College Football Impact Freshmen

College football kicks off in less than 3 hours and already the incoming freshmen across this great nation are looking for a keg to drink, a coed to suck face with, and a class to oversleep.  But there are some freshmen who don't have this college luxury because they will be making an instant impact on the gridiron.  From L.A. to PA there are pimple-faced monsters ready to leave a mark on the college game without the dreaded "redshirt" label be stamped on their meal plan.

Here are 10 to keep an eye out for this fall.

1.  Christian Hackenberg, Penn State, QB - State Penn stole a good one from the likes of Alabama and Florida  in getting QB Hackenberg who is expected to start sometime this season.  The Nittany Lions QB situation is a mess right now with Steven Bench transferring and no player returning with any significant playing time in Happy Valley.  Hackenberg can sling it and he stuck with Penn State when every one else fled faster than you can say Sandusky.

2.  Robert Nkemdiche, Ole Miss, DL - The nation's #1 overall recruit was considered a steal for Ole Miss since he's from Georgia and...well...Ole Miss sucks.  But this mammoth beast of a defensive lineman is expected to join his brother as a starter for the Rebels and make a tremendous impact even in the rough and tough SEC West.  He won't get double digit sacks but he should have an equal impact like Aaron Lynch had with Notre Dame two years ago.

3.  Jaylon Smith, Notre Dame, OLB - Speaking of Notre Dame the Fighting Irish found their replacement for retired LB Danny Spond (concussion issues) with the extremely athletic and fast Fort Wayne prospect in Jaylon Smith.  Smith is the most highly touted defensive player to sign with the Irish since Kory Minor back in 1994 and is expected to make or exceed his impact at the college game.  Fast enough to play safety and big enough to play OLB Smith is a freak who many think will be a future multiple All-American player and captain.

4.  Su'a Cravens, USC, Safety - Despite a torn meniscus in spring after early enrolling Cravens is expected to start on a depleted Trojans depth chart hit hard by recent sanctions.  Expectations are sky high on this elite prospect who many compare to Ed Reed with his ball hawking instincts.

5.  Carl Lawson, Auburn, DE - A physical specimen out of Milton High School (Go Eagles!) Lawson should make his presence known for the Tigers and their new coach Gus Malzahn.  Hopefully he plays more like beast and less like Jane since War Eagle is coming off a disastrous 3-9 season.

6.  Derrick Green, Michigan, RB - There is some concern in Ann Arbor about his weight (too much) but Green is one of those elite tailbacks  who is going to be more Jerome Bettis than Knowshon Moreno.  Expect Green to put up nearly a 1000 yards for the Wolverines who don't have a proven commodity in the backfield.

7.  James Quick, Louisville, WR - Perfect name for this elite speed receiver.  The state record holder in the 200-meter dash Quick will be running fly routes and catching bombs from Heisman candidate Teddy Bridgewater all season.

8.  O. J. Howard, Alabama, TE - Three year starter Michael Williams is gone in Tuscaloosa leaving the door wide open for the nation's #1 prep tight end to start right away.  With the same athletic build as murderer Aaron Hernandez had down in Florida don't be surprised if Howard becomes a favorite red zone target of QB AJ McCarron starting in week 1 vs Virginia Tech.

9.  Greg Bryant, Notre Dame, RB - Bryant was a recruiting coup out of the state of Florida and showed up in South Bend already in college gameday shape and size.  With the loss of Cierre Wood and Theo Riddick to the NFL expect Bryant to share some of the carries with junior speedster George Atkinson III this fall.

10.  Marquez North, Tennessee, WR - First-year head coach Butch Jones thinks this 6'3 freshman can be an instant playmaker in Knoxville starting in game 1.  I've heard whispers he looks a lot like Carl Pickens.  For the Vols who lost two starters to the NFL at the WR position that can only be a great comparison.

Matthew Stafford aka The Pillsbury Throwboy Drunk Girlfriend is going wild in Costa Rica

I was oh so close to drafting Matthew Stafford this year but I just couldn't because of his off-the-field issues.  What were they you ask?  His girlfriend.  That's it.  Her name is Kelly Hall (former UGA cheerleader) and she is running wild in Costa Rica drunk off Bloody Mary's and Imperials.  It's has to be a major distraction for Stafford.  That and her leaked NSFW photo that is all over the internet.  Good for Stafford though.  If you gotta live and play in Detroit you might as well have the ultimate prize not named the Lombardi Trophy on the side.

Dick Fowler P.I.

Now it's a given when the Tour Championship comes back to East Lake in a few weeks.  I will be talking on my phone during Rickie Fowler's back swing.  I want to see Dick.  I need Dick on that golf course.

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Elliott Johnson Has More Speed than Nascar

...but still not as many sponsors.  The Atlanta Braves new utility guy/fella/clubhouse presence made it known on the diamond last night by legging out a triple that Elliott Johnson is here to stay.  His tread on his tires must have been top notch.  Speed kills.  Shake N Bake.  One lap at a time.  One constant left turn on the bases.

Never Before Seen Video of Brady Hoke Riding the Sling Shot

Yup.  Brady Hoke has not changed one bit.  His cries will only get louder when Notre Dame storms into Ann Arbor in a couple of weeks.  Brian Kelly will be laughing hysterically like Janice as Hoke clutches and grabs his fat little bearclaws for life.  It's the circle of life folks.

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2013 Bowl Projections

The season hasn't even had it's first tailgate let alone kickoff but we are too excited to wait on the end of the year bowl predictions.  Plus it's always fun to go back and check to see how wrong we were.  If I hit 20% of these predictions it's just pure luck.  Thank God this is the final year of the BCS. BCS bowls

Date Bowl Location Predicted matchup Jan. 1 Rose Pasadena, Calif. Ohio State (Big Ten champ) vs. Oregon (BCS at-large) Jan. 1 Fiesta Glendale, Ariz. TCU (Big 12 champ) vs. Boise State (BCS at-large) Jan. 2 Sugar New Orleans South Carolina (BCS at-large) vs. Louisville (AAC champ) Jan. 3 Orange Miami Clemson (ACC champ) vs. Notre Dame (BCS at-large) Jan. 6 BCS championship Pasadena, Calif. Alabama (BCS No. 1) vs. Stanford (BCS No. 2)

Other bowls

Date Bowl Location Predicted matchup Dec. 21 New Mexico Albuquerque, N.M. San Jose State (MWC) vs. Louisiana-Monroe (Pac-12 No. 7*) Dec. 21 Las Vegas Las Vegas Fresno State (MWC No. 1) vs. UCLA (Pac-12 No. 5) Dec. 21 Idaho Potato Boise, Idaho Air Force (MWC) vs. Ohio (MAC) Dec. 21 New Orleans New Orleans Louisiana-Lafayette (Sun Belt No. 1) vs. Louisiana Tech (C-USA) Dec. 23 Beef 'O' Brady's St. Petersburg, Fla. USF (AAC) vs. East Carolina (C-USA) Dec. 24 Hawaii Honolulu San Diego State (MWC) vs. Rice (C-USA) Dec. 26 Little Caesars Detroit Northern Illinois (MAC) vs. Indiana (Big Ten No. 8) Dec. 26 Poinsettia San Diego Utah State (MWC No. 2) vs. West Virginia (Army*) Dec. 27 Military Annapolis, Md. Maryland (ACC No. 8) vs. Middle Tennessee State (C-USA) Dec. 27 Texas Houston Wisconsin (Big Ten No. 6) vs. Kansas State (Big 12 No. 6) Dec. 27 Fight Hunger San Francisco USC (Pac-12 No. 6) vs. BYU (BYU) Dec. 28 Pinstripe Bronx, N.Y. UCF (AAC No. 4) vs. Texas Tech (Big 12 No. 7) Dec. 28 Belk Charlotte Rutgers (AAC No. 3) vs. Miami (ACC No. 5) Dec. 28 Russell Athletic Orlando Cincinnati (AAC No. 2) vs. Georgia Tech (ACC No. 3) Dec. 28 Buffalo Wild Wings Tempe, Ariz. Baylor (Big 12 No. 4) vs. Northwestern (Big Ten No. 4) Dec. 30 Armed Forces Fort Worth, Texas Wyoming (MWC) vs. Navy (Navy) Dec. 30 Music City Nashville Virginia Tech (ACC No. 6) vs. Auburn (SEC) Dec. 30 Alamo San Antonio Arizona State (Pac-12 No. 2) vs. Texas (Big 12 No. 3) Dec. 30 Holiday San Diego Oregon State (Pac-12 No. 3) vs. Oklahoma (Big 12 No. 5) Dec. 31 AdvoCare Shreveport, La. NC State (ACC No. 7) vs. UAB (SEC*) Dec. 31 Sun El Paso, Texas North Carolina (ACC No. 4) vs. Washington (Pac-12 No. 4) Dec. 31 Liberty Memphis Marshall (C-USA No. 1) vs. Tennessee (SEC) Dec. 31 Chick-fil-A Atlanta FSU (ACC No. 2) vs. Florida (SEC) Jan. 1 Heart of Dallas Dallas Minnesota (Big Ten No. 7) vs. Tulsa (C-USA) Jan. 1 Gator Jacksonville Michigan State (Big Ten No. 5) vs. Ole Miss (SEC) Jan. 1 Outback Tampa Michigan (Big Ten No. 3) vs. Georgia (SEC) Jan. 1 Capital One Orlando Texas A&M (SEC No. 2) vs. Nebraska (Big Ten No. 2) Jan. 3 Cotton Arlington, Texas Oklahoma State (Big 12 No. 2) vs. LSU (SEC) Jan. 4 BBVA Compass Birmingham, Ala. Houston (AAC) vs. Vanderbilt (SEC) Jan. 5 GoDaddy Mobile, Ala. Toledo (MAC) vs. Western Kentucky (Sun Belt)

5 MORE DAYS

5 more days till the road to Pasadena starts.  Can.  Not.  Wait.



It's going to be frantic.  It's going to be edge of your seat action.  Goose bumps ready.

The Funniest VINE Video Ever: Midget Stripper Dropped

Make sure you turn on the volume for this one.  It's in the upper left corner.  I'm crying from laughing.  Tears flowing.  The internet wins.  This is all-time classic material right here.  Right up there with the George Brett shit story.

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Jadeveon Clowney "The Freak" Is Coming According to ESPN

At this point I'm starting to feel bad for South Carolina defensive end Jadeveon Clowney.  Any player that ESPN props up on a pedestal, especially a college football one, eventually gets torn apart.  It's going to happen.

Is Clowney great?  Yes of course.  But he's not nearly the flawless prospect that a lot of people are making him out to be.  He's not perfect on or off the field.  And unfortunately ESPN and the media will find these things once the season starts.  And despite what the media says he is not a lock for #1 pick.  He's not a once-in-a-generation type player.  Sure he has some great hits and plays but watch the whole game while focusing on him and determine how much of a "can't miss prospect" he really is.

It's only 6 days away.  We get to see "The Freak" on ESPN vs North Carolina.  The proverbial rise and eventual fall of Clowney will be yet another ESPN production that will be can't miss television.  Awesome.

PBS Frontline Show "League Of Denial: The NFL's Concussion Crisis" Looks Promising

Watch "League of Denial: The NFL's Concussion Crisis" preview on PBS. See more from FRONTLINE.

Wait a damn second.  Are you telling me taking shots to the head can be detrimental to your health?  No way!  I don't believe it.  Next thing PBS is going to tell me is that boxers suffer a good chance of brain damage in the ring.  It's impossible.



Anyways the show debuts on PBS on October 8th.  Be sure to check it out.

Coaches Preseason All-SEC Team Announced

Interesting the coaches picked Aaron Murray over Johnny Manziel and A.J. McCarron. Seems logical. This is what I think of it...



But other than the QB pick and maybe some of those offensive line picks it looks about right.

OFFENSE
First-Team
QB – Aaron Murray, Georgia
RB – Todd Gurley, Georgia
RB – T.J. Yeldon, Alabama
WR – Amari Cooper, Alabama
WR – Jordan Matthews, Vanderbilt
TE – Arthur Lynch, Georgia
OL – Jake Matthews, Texas A&M
OL – Cyrus Kouandjio, Alabama
OL – Gabe Jackson, Mississippi State
OL – Antonio Richardson, Tennessee
C – Travis Swanson, Arkansas

Second-Team
QB – Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M
RB – LaDarius Perkins, Mississippi State
RB – Tre Mason, Auburn
WR – Mike Evans, Texas A&M
WR – Donte Moncrief, Ole Miss
TE – Rory Anderson, South Carolina
OL – Anthony Steen, Alabama
OL – Ja’Wuan James, Tennessee
OL – Wesley Johnson, Vanderbilt
OL – *A.J. Cann, South Carolina
OL – *Chris Burnette, Georgia
OL – *Zach Fulton, Tennessee
OL – *Jon Halapio, Florida
C – Reese Dismukes, Auburn

Third-Team
QB – AJ McCarron, Alabama
RB – Alfred Blue, LSU
RB – Keith Marshall, Georgia
WR – *Odell Beckham Jr., LSU
WR – *Malcolm Mitchell, Georgia
WR – *Dorial Green-Beckham, Missouri
TE – *Brian Vogler, Alabama
TE – *C.J. Uzomah, Auburn
OL – La’el Collins, LSU
OL – David Hurd, Arkansas
OL – Justin Britt, Missouri
OL – Aaron Morris, Ole Miss
C – James Stone, Tennessee

DEFENSE
First-Team
DL – Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina
DL – Dominique Easley, Florida
DL – Anthony Johnson, LSU
DL – Chris Smith, Arkansas
LB – C.J. Mosley, Alabama
LB – A.J. Johnson, Tennessee
LB – Denzel Nkemdiche, Ole Miss
DB – Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Alabama
DB – Craig Loston, LSU
DB – Andre Hal, Vanderbilt
DB – Loucheiz Purifoy, Florida

Second-Team
DL – Kelcy Quarles, South Carolina
DL – Daniel McCullers, Tennessee
DL – *Ed Stinson, Alabama
DL – *Xzavier Dickson, Alabama
DL – *Jeoffrey Pagan, Alabama
LB – Lamin Barrow, LSU
LB – Jordan Jenkins, Georgia
LB – Adrian Hubbard, Alabama
DB – Damian Swann, Georgia
DB – Marcus Roberson, Florida
DB – E.J. Gaines, Missouri
DB – Deion Belue, Alabama

Third-Team
DL – *Dee Ford, Auburn
DL – *C.J. Johnson, Ole Miss
DL – *Ronald Powell, Florida
DL – *Alvin Dupree, Kentucky
DL – *Denico Autry, Mississippi State
LB – Avery Williamson, Kentucky
LB – Benardrick McKinney, Mississippi State
LB – *Ronald Powell, Florida
LB – *Trey DePriest, Alabama
DB – Deshazor Everett, Texas A&M
DB – Nickoe Whitley, Mississippi State
DB – Vinnie Sunseri, Alabama
DB – Charles Sawyer, Ole Miss

SPECIALISTS
First-Team
PK – Carey Spear, Vanderbilt
P – Kyle Christy, Florida
RS – Odell Beckham Jr., LSU
AP – Bruce Ellington, South Carolina

Second-Team
PK – Cody Parkey, Auburn
P – *Tyler Campbell, Ole Miss
P – *Cody Mandell, Alabama
P – *Steven Clark, Auburn
RS – Marcus Murphy, Missouri
AP – Odell Beckham Jr., LSU

Third-Team
PK – *Andrew Baggett, Missouri
PK – *Zach Hocker, Arkansas
P – Michael Palardy, Tennessee
RS – Bruce Ellington, South Carolina
AP – LaDarius Perkins, Mississippi State

* – Ties


List Via Saturday Down South

SportsCrack 2013 Preseason All-American Team

Don't worry looking into your Phil Steele magazine or Sporting News or Playboy or whatever magazine you get your preseason preview from. This is the ultimate list. The SportsCrack All-American list is 99.9% accurate. We know our shit. We live college football. We are out doing the tailgates in the spring when those other shit stains are focused on trivial things like family. So without further ado here is the All-American Preseason 2013 team.

QB Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M - He's got a Heisman in his backpocket. He also has some Benjamins. On the field he is the best QB in the nation and the most important player for his team. Off it he is Johnny Fucking Football. The most entertaining college football player since Reggie Bush IMO.


RB Todd Gurley, Georgia - The first half of Gurshall exploded on the scene during his freshman season in Athens. Plus he's a Baltimore Orioles fan so he has impeccable taste. And herpes. A lot of that goes around the Classic City. Or so I've heard.


RB Lache Seastrunk, Baylor - Winner of the dumbest name award this kid can flat out fly. Doesn't get a lot of pub since he plays for Baylor but that will all change this season.


WR Marqise Lee, USC - Just another great USC wide receiver who won't live up to his hype in the NFL. I mean he is really good. He won some awards last year for an awful Trojans team so I'm sure 2013 will be another Groundhog Day for him.

WR Amari Cooper, Alabama - One of the most fluid receivers I can remember, Cooper brings back memories of Jerry Rice. Only a sophomore he should be AJ McCarron's favorite target.


TE Austin Seferian-Jenkins, Washington - The most talented tight end in the nation just needs to stay healthy and keep his nose clean. He has done neither this year. Still the best tight end in the nation.

T Cyrus Kouandjio, Alabama - Alabama grows dominate offensive tackles like they grow meth.

T Taylor Lewan, Michigan - I know this may be flabbergasting to ESPN and all those SEC cuckholders but Lewan pretty much dominated Clowney in the bowl game.

C Gabe Ikard, Oklahoma - A loyal SportsCrack customer since high school Gabe will now be blocking for the Belldozer.

G David Yankey, Stanford - Yankey proves Nerds can play football and dominate at the same time.

G Cyril Richardson, Baylor - Will be opening up gapping holes for Seastrunk all year.

All Purpose De'Anthony Thomas, Oregon - The Black Mamba could win the Heisman if he gets enough touches.


Kick Returner Stefon Diggs, Maryland - Only a sophomore this kid's play is electric.




DE Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina - Listen Clowney is obviously a very good player. But he's not nearly as great of an all-around player as ESPN and the rest of college football media has made him out to be since the hit he put on Michigan. Still he's better than any other defensive end.


DT Louis Nix, Notre Dame - Irish Chocolate is an immovable object that destroys everything in sight. Go back and watch the BCS Championship and specifically watch his play. Nix more than held his own and often dominated against what is probably college footballs greatest offensive line collectively in Alabama.


DT Will Sutton, Arizona State - Dominating force inside who had double digit sacks last year.

DE Stephon Tuitt, Notre Dame - Up to 325 lbs Tuitt was dominating last year until a hernia curtailed his production. Still had double digit sacks and once again will be a force for an impressive Notre Dame defense.


OLB Anthony Barr, UCLA - Just ask Matt Barkley how good Barr is at linebacker.


ILB C.J. Mosley, Alabama - Actually kinda shocking he came back for his senior season in Tuscaloosa. Must have not wanted to take a pay cut for the NFL. Who can blame him? He's the MVP of a stifling Bama defense.

OLB Kyle Van Noy, BYU - This Stormin'Mormon is a heat-seeking missile who's about as sounds of a tackler as you will find in the college game.

CB Bradley Roby, Ohio State - This Buckeye was one of the few bright spots on a suspect D last season. He also returns punts at an All-American rate.

CB Ifo Ekpre-Olomu, Oregon - My apologies go to Lache Seastrunk. The Oregon Duck who forced 6 fumbles last season clearly has the most fucked up name.

S Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Alabama - His parents were clearly high when he was delivered. Who the fuck names their kid Ha Ha? I guess LOL seemed inappropriate.

S Ed Reynolds, Stanford - Another Stanford nerd makes the team. If you haven't noticed they have been playing pretty good football the past 4 seasons.

K Cairo Santos, Tulane - He was perfect (21 of 21) in field goals with a long of 57 yards. Plus he doesn't rape chicks like the Michigan kicker. Two pluses in my book and in life.

P Kyle Christy, Florida - A punter with the last name of Christy huh? I guess Fairy would have looked too gay for the Gaytors.

Revenge of the Nerds: Nick Selby Delivers Epic Speech at Georgia Tech

I'm ready to run through a fucking wall right now. Georgia Tech student Nick Selby has my marbles all tingling with straight fire after this epic freshmen welcome speech.

THIS IS GEORGIA TECH!!!

PS - They will still get worked by Georgia. But at least their players can spell their own names.

FOXSports1 Reporting Notre Dame is in Trouble

It's official. Notre Dame is fucked. Might as well cancel the season according to this report from FoxSports1 College Football Kickoff Show. They lost head coach Brian Kelly along with WR Michael Floyd and safety Harrison Smith this offseason. But all is not lost since LB Manti Te'o is still playing for the Blue and Gold.

Great job by FoxSports1 breaking this story. I'll be sure to tune in for more breaking news.

Via @Doug_Whitehorn

Pam Oliver Got a Pigskin Facial From Andrew Luck

Gotta keep your head on a swivel at all times. A veteran cougar like Pam Oliver should know that.

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